Anonymous (ID: OXYGe3cn) 11/15/19(Fri)18:55:42 No.233303518 rip.gif 1.67 MB GIF >break up with gf of 5 years >get back into dating scene >its the most delusional, nightmarish thing imaginable I feel so bad for you zoomers that have grown up in this and its all you know. Things were NOT like this even 5 years ago.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon Hates Beetlejuice 2 | /r/Greentext

File: beetlejuice-beetlejuice-t(...).jpg (100 KB, 1200x674) Beetlewoke Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:19:15 No.203328359 >>203328392 >>203328499 >>203328980 >>203329043 >>203329081 >>203329106 >>203329369 >>203329586 >>203330148 >>203330221 >>203330264 >>203330374 >>203330398 >>203330548 >>203330995 >>203331089 >>203331427 >>203331937 >>203332241 >>203332348 >>203332421 >>203332463 >>203332569 >>203332936 >>203333526 >>203333972 >Winona forgot how to act >Jenna Ortega isn't sexualized. >too much time focusing on the c--- mom >all the new characters are two dimensional >none of the satire of the original film >Remember that-fest >Keaton is way too old to be a demon trickster. Seriously it is The Irishman level awkward. >Danny Elfman is senile and forgot how to write quirky music >the only thing that could've saved it was Jeffrey Jones but they were too woke to bring him back. I am disappointed in every conceivable way. ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:51:11 No.203329369 >>203328359 (OP) >1st movie was pure boomer garbage >anon gets surprised when the 2nd movie is just nostalgia bait garbage You get what you deserve ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:20:50 No.203330148 >>203330170 >>203330178 >>203328359 (OP). how would it even be possible to sexualize something that looks like Jenna Ortega ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:22:09 No.203330170 ► File: 1671977083445399.jpg (316 KB, 1420x1080) >>203330148 Why? What's wrong with her? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:25:46 No.203330264 >>203328359 (OP) Winona was always a pretty terrible actress, once you get over your childhood crush and go back and watch her movies again you really start to notice it ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:42:20 No.203330614 ► >sequel to a 36 year old film is complete S--- Inconceivable.

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Convoy HX 175 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JOCK 19 AUSTRIA 9x19 07/10/24(Wed) 04:23:14 No.203686 JOCK IMG_3598.jpg 1.58 MB JPG >mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force >I bring this to a fight and it's over in less than 5 seconds : Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)04:31:33 No.203687 Can you draw that before you get double legged and then have your chin pounded? Nah

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Anon wants to play vidya | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)18:09:31 No.688744138 >come home from work >long day >want to play video games and relax >gf wants to have sex instead 54 KB JPG this s--- is gay Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)18:10:17 No.688744194 i'm 27 and have never had a gf or even kissed a girl >>688744239 # >>688744273 # >>688745094 # Anonymous >>688744194 # 29 here 09/13/24(Fri)18:10:52 No.688744239 >>688744273 # >>688745094 # Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)18:11:15 No.688744273 >>688744194 # >>688744239 # Aren't you afraid that you're missing out and will regret it down the line? >>688744306 # >>688744414 # >>688744445 # >>688744569 # >>688744668 # >>688744747 # >>688745431 # >>688745593 # >>688746505 # Anonymous 351 KB PNG 09/13/24(Fri)18:11:51 No.688744306 >>688744273 # No. Girls have cooties.

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Anon loves blacks (this is basically a greentext OK) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)13:07:07 No.23803677 Are black urban gangsters Nietzsche's ubermensch ? Consider: >>23803688 >>23803714 >>23803723 >>23803735 >>23803872 >>23804332 >>23804353 >>23804378 >>23804415 >>23804427 >>23804434 >>23804857 -they reject gay Christian morality in favor of survival of the fittest and master morality. Wealth, power, strength, sex, vitality and honor are their virtues. - status is earned by wealth and power. "Broke n-----" are seen as subhuman. To be rich is to win at life life. People who submit to the System are slaves. -they enjoy showing off their wealth, lambos, mansions, chains etc. they idea of being humble in wealth is foreign to them. If you're mad about it you're just broke. - life is a perpetual war against one another. if you want power, you have to take it. They often assert their will violently upon others. -conforming to the system by going to school and working a stable job is seen as "selling out," you're too White. Instead, reject being a slave and carve your own path in life, owing allegiance to no one. -they uphold strength and beauty as a virtue. The men work out and get large muscles. While their women look bad to us, they conform to their own vision of beauty. They flaunt their sexuality and ain't afraid of it. - sex is good, marriage is gay, monogamy is gay, you need to have hoes. The best have many beautiful hoes they sleep with - suffering is turned into a strength. Rappers funnel their suffering into the creation of art (rap) and turn that into wealth -life is enjoyed here and now. They aim to maximize worldly pleasures - sex drugs, music, clubbing, bottle service, fancy cars. Life is affirmed, pleasure is affirmed. Asceticism is gay. You're here for a good time, not a long time -they reject Christian morality and virtues. According to Nietzsche, the "slaves" subverted master morality and imposed "slave morality" on all of us. Logically therefore our virtues are vices, and our vices are virtues. Pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and lust are actually virtues while chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility and vices. - you can call them stupid but you can't call them cowardly. Urban gangsters are quick to put themselves in danger. If you're a coward you're a p----, you ain't worth s---. So tell me, O scholars of Nietzsche, am I wrong? Or are black urban gangbangers the Ubermensch? Is Andrew Tate the ubermensch ?

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Anon claps cheeks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/13/24(Fri)20:58:52 No.78802852 Every time I take a s--- my asscheeks clap together really loudly after the log exits my anus. I'm talking really loudly, it sounds like there's a seal clapping in the bathroom for a solid 3 seconds every time I finish taking a s---. I have taken to s------- with the door wide open so that my family doesn't think I'm an autist who claps after s-------, but I'm not sure if that's helping at all. One time I saw my sister walking by the door while I was s------- and I said "Hey, do you want to watch me s---?" and she didn't reply but she briefly watched, so I think she got the idea. Yesterday my parents made dinner and I suggested that they bring it up to me while I was on the toilet so that they can witness my cheeks clapping after a deuce, but they didn't want to. I'm worried that they'll think I'm a weirdo who claps their hands after a s---. What do I do?

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Anon on walking dates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:33:37 No.193813028 r/germany. 11 hr. ago Why do Germans like walking dates so much? I'm an American woman and had heard about walking dates being a thing in Germany, but now that I've been here for a good 6 months and went on several first dates, why do they always want to just walk around? I find it so incredibly boring and unoriginal. It's also just hard to focus on talking and walking because I like looking at the person I'm talking to. I'd rather get a coffee and so and talk, or go to some other small fun activity. One guy even planned to go to the movies but wanted to walk around the Park beforehand.. the whole date then was 2 hrs of walking in the Park and then he cancelled the movie and went home. Bildschirmfoto 2024-02-16 um 10.32.38.png 151 KB PNG Are walking dates common in your country? Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)02:57:47 No.193813618 >it's hard to focus on talking and walking do americans REALLY?

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Central Logistics | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/13/24(Fri)18:36:55 No.78801464 179 KB PNG >Be North Korea >Make Car ownership illegal >Build car centred cities anyway

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That kid had to go though | /r/Greentext

- What the f--- was that? - Necessity. Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)05:24:51 No.203491451 >be movie about systemic corruption in 3rd world s------- >only dirty cop is token whitey

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Dead internet hypothesis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:16:13 No.102283346 1705949693032381.jpg 53 KB JPG >Internet replaces irl socialization >Can't talk to humans irl anymore >Internet gets flooded by bots >Can't talk to humans on the internet anymore What technology can fix this?

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Satirical take on Buddhism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?

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anon wants to become a chad and fuck beautiful women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to transform? 190 KB JPG 09/13/24(Fri)16:40:47 No.31990050 How do I go from nerd to chad? | know it's possible just look at picrel. I'm a cybersecurity student that spends a good portion of my day behind my computer. I really want to change my life and f--- beautiful women and hopefully be that social butterfly I've always dreamed of being. I'm wondering how I can do this myself and become a chad.

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Anon on Taxi Driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TAXI DRIVER 154 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)02:47:33 No. 198672394 So the message of the movie is: >vigilantism pays off >women are untrustworthy >black people are a nuisance to America >democracy is fake >politicians and police can't be relied on >cities are full of criminal scum that need to be violently removed >mentally ill schizoid young men are in the right; the rest of society is wrong How the f--- did they get away with making this movie?

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