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File: Nagatoroo.png (261 KB, 379x544) ☐ Judo Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 15:51:00 No.79175000 >>79175019 >be me at 15 years old >i've just started practicing judo, obviously i'm a white belt >i can't train properly so my sensei calls a girl and tells me to train with her because she's more experienced >anon, now we are going to train ne waza so follow me", that's what she said >ne waza are judo techniques performed on the ground >my mind is racing, I've never trained and touched a girl so close, especially one a bit older than me. >have no idea what ne waza was at that time, so I can't fight properly >there comes a moment when we're fighting and she's underneath me >I try to grab her collar but accidentally end up groping her boobs... >it was the first time I'd ever touched a girl's breasts >I was paralyzed and stayed in the same position for a while... >she got angry and turned me around and started to do an arm lock (the name of the technique was juji gatami if I'm not mistaken) on me >she said "if you have time to do what you did that's what you'll get" i never touched a girl's boobs ever again, i was traumatized but it feels good, do all women do that when you accidentally touch their breasts?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: pepe-the-frog-afraid.gif (101 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)18:51:25 No.79168378 ► >be me 15, 4 years ago >love saying offensive things on the internet >was very edgy >favorite past time >eventually someone contacts my school with a whole file on just who I am >multiple accounts >horrible vile things I said >principal calls me in office >says name of account >face gets light headed and white >I feel wonky the rest of the day and uneasy > I ditched that account for a whole new one >keep saying horrible things on reddit >called back in days later >start telling the principal how I don't care and how I can say what I want online >he agrees >person emailing school threatens to come after me >school blocks email >I keep doing it and nothing happens

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File: 1608129084483.jpg (181 KB, 1024x588) like anime and video game girls Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:06:03 No.79170624 >>79170763 >>79170795 >>79170975 >normie "friends" ask why they never see me with girls >finally tell them I only >"MAN U LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL CARTOON S---" >so stupid all I can do is shrug and baka >they don't talk to me anymore

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File: IMG_7199.jpg (69 KB, 673x680) dont feel like talking to him Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 01:46:16 No.79168945 >>79168957 >>79168960 >>79168964 >>79168965 >>79168996 >>79169093 >be me, femanon >meet a boy online who lives near me and has similar interests >we get along well and hes really cute but i randomly ignore him for a few days whenever i >this upsets him and he is sensitive so he does the same >eventually, one night when were talking at like 3 am, he just says goodnight randomly >never talks to me again >i send text messages but he doesnt even open them, the read marker still says delivered >after a month of this i text his phone number asking why i was being ignored >the next morning i find out i got blocked on everything >suddenly become stalkerishly obsessed with him >make a new account just so that i could check his last online status >find all his online accounts so i could figure out who his friends were and what he says/posts online >lurk his accounts every single day for like 3 months >dm him on the alt account i made that i miss him and am sorry for ever doing anything to him that upset him >suddenly all his online activity stops >literally nothing got posted, his last online status stays stuck at Within the past week, eventually it becomes A long time ago >i get worried and dm all his friends asking about where he is >none of them know >1 year goes by, i still think about him every day >get the idea to google his name >first result is news article about a 26 year old who got arrested for cheese pizza >date article posted is the last day he had any activity online

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File: Nagatoroo.png (261 KB, 379x544) ☐ Judo Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 15:51:00 No.79175000 >>79175019 >be me at 15 years old >i've just started practicing judo, obviously i'm a white belt >i can't train properly so my sensei calls a girl and tells me to train with her because she's more experienced >anon, now we are going to train ne waza so follow me", that's what she said >ne waza are judo techniques performed on the ground >my mind is racing, I've never trained and touched a girl so close, especially one a bit older than me. >have no idea what ne waza was at that time, so I can't fight properly >there comes a moment when we're fighting and she's underneath me >I try to grab her collar but accidentally end up groping her boobs... >it was the first time I'd ever touched a girl's breasts >I was paralyzed and stayed in the same position for a while... >she got angry and turned me around and started to do an arm lock (the name of the technique was juji gatami if I'm not mistaken) on me >she said "if you have time to do what you did that's what you'll get" i never touched a girl's boobs ever again, i was traumatized but it feels good, do all women do that when you accidentally touch their breasts?

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