Notes:

Y'know. I didn't expect a thread like this to happen.

Being real, this was actually something my younger sister said to me once. Last year, my family bought Feastables for 2023's Easter Hunt. I was… visibly annoyed to say the least, because I had a lot of bad faith in Mr. Beast way before the controversy going on this year. Then my sister said something along the lines of, "How can you even hate him? He's like what you could've been if you took Youtube more seriously. You basically have his face and personality." Man, does the foresight from today really makes my sour reactions feel more justified.

To answer why I disliked him so much back then? Well let's just say there was once a person in my old friend group with some very Zealot-like behaviors who SIMPED over Jimmy's content that also happened to treat me like garbage. Despite everyone saying otherwise, I know when I don't like someone, and I know when I'm not liked. So Hating the Beast was a sort of hatred by association, you could say.

I'm still friends with most folks in that group, but to this day I have never said a word to that zealot since the beginning of 2023.
Thank god. My nerves can finally cool.

Anyways, enough ranting. Time to see my alternate-universe self fry like an omelet.

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