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Anonymous (ID: 00hM916j 11/07/24(Thu)04:01:45 No.487539335 Are you sure? Well, if there is any chance, we should get married. Marriage? Don't be ridiculous Even if I'm pregnant, which I'm very certain I won't be, we are in college, we need to prioritize a career. No children. No marriage. Besides, you have nothing to offer me right now. Once you achieve stability, prospects, and a career, we can talk about marriage and children. What am I to you? Do you really hate me this much? I've been doing everything for you, EVERYTHING for your happiness, and you treat me like this?! Because you don't deserve it. You know what your biggest mistake is? Believing you're entitled to things just because you gave something. What do you think I should give you? What do you think you deserve from me? I never made you any promises, I never told you I would marry you or have children with you. You're getting mad because I won't give you things I never promised you. It's my turn to ask a question now. Why do you want to marry me? I know it's not love. Because if it was love, you would've never mentioned the word marriage or having a child, because you know I want to fulfill my potential and be a successful woman, I promise it to my mother to never depend on a man's money, I have my goals. * 1:18 >best friend's girlfriend throws up during a double date >she freaks out because she thinks she may be pregnant >she immediately leave everything and go back to her apartment alone after big fight with my friend >her roommate won't let him see her >best friend tried to man up and take responsibility >pic related Women love men who makes them single mothers not wives.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: 1604151006983.jpg (112 KB, 976x976) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)16:51:00 No.205406944 >>205406996 >>205408470 >infiltrates enemy gathering >misses socials cues >gets noticed by goons and taken back to get his ass whooped >blows up a bunch of s--- and draws everyone's attention while escaping >repeat I'm starting to think he's not a very good spy Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:24:34 No.205408074 >>205408364 Why do the bad guys keep inviting him to their shindigs? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:34:37 No.205408364 >>205408074 >Hey, who invited this autistic guy that no one has ever seen before? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:39:11 No.205408470 ►>>205408508 File: 1665793046815810.png (786 KB, 826x813) >>205406944 (OP) >Wears an awful J-- disguise to infiltrate an island >Immediately discovered and gets his fake Japanese wife murdered If it wasn't for the plot armor he'd make a pretty awful spy Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:40:59 No.205408508 >>205408470 And it was still the best movie, that's the crazy part. >>205408547

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Anonymous (ID: CSr7m23Y So if Trump is LITERALLY Hitle(...) 11/07/24(Thu)10:57:18 No.487534810 putin.jpg 83 KB JPG >Hitler said he's make Germany great again and for Germans >Trump said he's make America great again and for Americans >Hitler acted like he was Stalin's friend >Trump acts like he's Putin's friend >Hitler then attacked Russia So Trump is going to send US troops into Ukraine?

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Anon gets a practice girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 11/07/24(Thu)06:21:43 No.79373450 >19 y.o KHHV >had enough of this s--- >decide to give 4/10 ex high school creature a chance >text her >1 week later >actually dating >every close move i make to her, i have to remind myself "shes just a practice gf" to calm my disgust >my brain subconsciously blurs her face when i'm hugging, touching her, it tries to protect itself from self-image and ego damage >when we are kissing i can't do it passionately, i just constantly remind myself that i'm just practicing my kissing skills with practice gf >fast forward >shes at my place >sex time (normally, you're supposed to be like "WHOOOOOO F--- YEAH WE ARE DOING IT" in this situation, but i was like "f---, we are doing it") >i'm actually TRYHARDING to get my PENIS ERECT, MY BRAIN WONT F------ SEND BLOOD CELLS TO MY D--- BECAUSE OF HOW UNATTRACTIVE SHE IS >manage to get it %80 hard, couldnt get fully hard, brain just rejected being fully hard for her >normally, i c-- really quick, like 3 mins or something, but when that happened, we BOTH tried to make me c-- FOR 2 HOURS >MY PRIMAL BRAIN IS LITERALLY REJECTING TO CONTINUE IT'S BLOODLINE WITH SUCH CREATURE >manage to c-- (i came on her ass) >i just sit in silence for 30 seconds after jizzing like a pig >"anon, aren't you gonna say something?" >"h-huh? yeah uh, it was good" >that was the end of the whole interaction with my "practice gf", we still dont talk Dont be late to this s--- guys, start f------ in high school like "normal" people.

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Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

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Anonymous (ID: /rAaV6k0 11/06/24(Wed)04:45:51 No.487248936 TRUM 2024 basedjoe.png 1.13 MB PNG >One last waltz. >This is for you, Donnie. Perhaps we were too rough with Scranton Joe.

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Anon reflects on lessons from 2016 | /r/Greentext

File: nani.png (1.73 MB, 903x899) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:59:22 No. 11151600 >>272794445 >>272794710 >>272794790 >>272795433 >>272795635 >>272796031 >>272796945 >>272797105 >>272799087 >>272800577 >>272802786 >>272806150 >>272806351 >>272807410 >>272807653 >>272820962 >>272824544 >>272824674 >>272825649 >>272830279 >>272840893 >>272842201 >>272842223 >>272842702 >>272847553 >>272847897 >>272847921 >>272854091 >>272856214 >>272857765 >>272863992 >>272864628 >>272865126 >White Hillary Loses to Trump >Brown Hillary Loses Even Harder >Democratics

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Anon studies the art of war | /r/Greentext

ile: 1000000131.jpg (9 KB, 210x240) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:15:23 No.62825480 >Be ancient Chinese general >>62825576 >>62825708 >>62825716 >>62826696 >>62826726 >>62826971 >>62827105 >>62827621 >>62828340 >Other generals are mostly lords who've never held a weapon or have any idea of how reality works >These retards constantly get men killed for no reason and waste resources >Write a book, call it the art of war >Put in tips that should be obvious to anyone, based on s--- I see these dumbasses do >I have to not only dumb down this s---, but also make it flowery so the nobility like it >See some retards dragging out a war, for whatever reason >write "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare" >See nobles abuse their soldiers, then get genuinely surprised when they have an uprising and try to kill them >write "Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley." >See some general insist on attacking a heavily fortified position, and get surprised when he loses when he could have taken a flank and won >Write "So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak." >Someone decides to go to war because he's in a s----- mood, and he utterly f---- himself and everything he owns in the process >Write "who wishes to fight must first count the cost" >Some guy didn't pay his men after a hard battle, and it hurts morale >write down "Rewards for good service should not be deferred a single day." >Nobles are shocked that the horses carrying supplies are moving slower because they're starving >The nobles didn't account for the horses needing more food because they're going farther than usual >F------ hell..... >I write "if horses are fed at the proper intervals, chariots will be swift" >Nobles are surprised that their men are being picked off by archers and cannons at the top of hills >for f---- sake >Write "Do NOT f--- with the high ground" Sun tzu was basically a tard wrangler, who got sick of telling dumbasses how to not lose wars, so he just wrote a book.

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Anon Snorts Crushed Blackpills For Breakfast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)16:44:24 No.79369714 ► File: 1704697093123019.jpg (128 KB, 381x370) >>79369246 (OP) The blackpill is the truth. You can ignore it, run from it, but it will always be there. The sheer emotional pain women have inflicted upon me has left me an empty husk. Hearing my own mother and sister say horrible s--- to me because their female brain cannot handle any kind of honest vulnerability has crushed me beyond bitterness. I don't hate women, I feel powerless because nature itself has deemed me subhuman and unworthy of love. I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a dysgenic mistake hated by the natural forces of this world. I don't feel angry. I feel completely empty.

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Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:50:43 No.79364258 [Reply] > be autistic foid > go to a weaving course cus I liked weaving belts and wanna try more > all goes well for awhile since there were only two weaving stands so we did our projects alone outside if class hours > one day though there wasn't much to be taught in class hour, so everybody starts to have chitchat about their lives > those are all women, but all they talk about are their careers and how le checking successful they are > can't leave cus it would look awkward > start feeling dread and sweating profusely already > suddenly they all turn to me "Nona, what about you, what do you do with your life?" > "Uh oh I... Uh mm... Nothing... *incoherent sounds*" (I watch anime and play vidya mostly, can't tell those girlbosses that) > Start actually shaking cause I flunked out of college and couldn't ever find a a full time job. > See the absolute scorn and confusion in their eyes > Fall ill and get premature periods from nervous breakdown when I get home. Nice now I can never go back there. Why do I have to suffer like this just to engage in any sort of hobby. Life is too cruel.

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I'm saving up for that. Yes I have a job. Why are boomers so f------ dirty and messy Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:45:04 No.79366785 [Reply] >>79366805 I notice that boomers generally tend to not f------ care about basic organization and cleanliness. Ever notice how boomers will literally just throw random s--- into a storage space and let it collect dust? Like they never try to compartmentalize or organized shelves or boxes. They just kinda.... Throw s--- and leave it. When I bring it up they go "oh but I don't have the time......." Or "oh it's fine" and I'll watch my dad struggle to find some random s--- lodged waaay in the back Sometimes my f------ parents will forget about s--- like random bits of food spilled on the counter and ants will gather around some food stain or something and I'll have to wipe it up like jesus f--- why do they behave like this they'll leave some stain in the kitchen trash bin and f------ insects fester on it I need to bring it out and spray it with a hose and soap Absolutely SUBHUMAN behavior >Move out of your parents house I f------ hate dirty boomers. They aren't human.

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Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 >be me >have schizophrenia >be constantly bombarded with hallucinations and voices >constantly paranoid and suspicious of everyone >but one day, I realized that my hallucinations and voices were actually trying to help me >they were trying to warn me of danger, and help me avoid it >I started to listen to them, and I found that I could use them to my advantage >I started to learn how to control my hallucinations, and use them to help me in my everyday life >now, I can use my hallucinations to help me find hidden things, and to warn me of danger >I can even use them to help me communicate with other people who have schizophrenia >I am the most powerful person with schizophrenia, and I use my abilities to help others with the condition.

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M 41 KB PNG >walk drunkenly to mcdonalds >put my order in at the kiosk >local hobos meandering around and talking to themselves >one shirtless black dude angrily making noises to everyone there >looks me in the eye and says some more non-language noises >i look him in the eyes and give him a head nod >he nods back >drops the angry yelling and just eats >sits across the restaurant from me but keeps nodding whenever we make eye contact >buy him a quarter pounder as i leave >he gives me a nod hope i see my mcbro again

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Anonymous (ID: 00hM916j 11/07/24(Thu)04:01:45 No.487539335 Are you sure? Well, if there is any chance, we should get married. Marriage? Don't be ridiculous Even if I'm pregnant, which I'm very certain I won't be, we are in college, we need to prioritize a career. No children. No marriage. Besides, you have nothing to offer me right now. Once you achieve stability, prospects, and a career, we can talk about marriage and children. What am I to you? Do you really hate me this much? I've been doing everything for you, EVERYTHING for your happiness, and you treat me like this?! Because you don't deserve it. You know what your biggest mistake is? Believing you're entitled to things just because you gave something. What do you think I should give you? What do you think you deserve from me? I never made you any promises, I never told you I would marry you or have children with you. You're getting mad because I won't give you things I never promised you. It's my turn to ask a question now. Why do you want to marry me? I know it's not love. Because if it was love, you would've never mentioned the word marriage or having a child, because you know I want to fulfill my potential and be a successful woman, I promise it to my mother to never depend on a man's money, I have my goals. * 1:18 >best friend's girlfriend throws up during a double date >she freaks out because she thinks she may be pregnant >she immediately leave everything and go back to her apartment alone after big fight with my friend >her roommate won't let him see her >best friend tried to man up and take responsibility >pic related Women love men who makes them single mothers not wives.

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