5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments

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5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments

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