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: Anonymous 262 KB JPG i'm making 12/14/24(Sat) 19:45:03 No.7401937 >goes to mcdonalds outside busy hours >builds up courage >asks the cute girl if she wants to do modelling work >she is happily surprised but quickly asks for the model agency name >awkwardly says its for art that >"oh.... uh i don't think i'm good for this" >oh, okay uhhh can I get a big mac? I fumbled so hard I should've tried harder : Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 19:46:49 No.7401939 This is the worst thing i've ever read

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Anonymous My parents are distraught. 868 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)05:38:51 No.75688446 >Oldest brother got framed for sexual assault by our cousin in the early 2010s. >Parents kicked him out without even hearing him out. >This was to "Protect his younger cousin at all costs." >During a family reunion this year, he was brought up and our cousin froze up. >People took notice and began pinning her down and questioning her about it. >She began playing it all off as if it was a "dream" and never happened which threw people into a loop, badly. >The family began freaking their s--- in an attempt to contact him and was finally able to. >We severely struggled to find him because he had erased himself from the internet or anywhere. >Our parents hired a private investigator and luckily was able to find him and called him. >Everyone was in tears after he answered and picked up. >Mom sat the phone on speaker. >He immediately responded after our parents asked him how he was doing and that they missed him. >"Do not contact me again." >No one could get any words out and mom tried to say something. >He cut her off and went into detail how family bonds had been destroyed. >Including how he's lived in isolation for years in fear of creating another relationship over the lies they believed would ruin a relationship he formed.. >He went off how the family had killed him and he's been condemned to a living death. >Then we were caught off guard when he stated he's putting in restraining orders for all of us. >He hung up, then mom and dad began screaming/crying. We got notified of the R.Os weeks ago. Mom and dad are distraught and haven't been the same since. Its what we get, I guess.
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