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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 02/20/25(Thu)13:56:10 No.931570752 >be me, about to go to sleep >extremely snug in bed >remember I have to do something tomorrow but I don't want to get up to put a reminder on my phone since I'm so comfy > get the genius idea to turn one of my pants pockets inside out and mentally link that to what I have to do tomorrow >wake up the next day >all I remember is that I'm supposed to remember something by looking at my inside-out pocket what stage of retardation is this?

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File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Q+qZWMAX) ✓ ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/20/25(Thu)16:22:38 No.498115193 Yashar Ali 0 @yashar ☑ Subscribe XI Circumcision reduces the transmission of HIV by 50-60%. Twelve percent of adults in Mozambique have HIV/AIDS, and this sort of action can potentially prevent thousands of new infections. It's ultimately good to reduce the transmission of HIV, no matter where it occurs in the world. These efforts also reduce the global disease burden, which always helps the United States. Mozambique has also been a hotbed of Islamist insurgency in recent years. A population grappling with disease will always be easier for terrorists to exploit than one that is healthier. $ Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE⚫ Feb 15 US taxpayer dollars were going to be spent on the following items, all which have been cancelled: -$10M for "Mozambique voluntary medical male circumcision" -$9.7M for UC Berkeley to develop "a cohort of Cambodian youth with enterprise driven skills"... Show more 4:29 AM Feb 18, 2025 358.9K Views 112 KB PNG I find it amusing that leftists on X are defending everything that USAID funded simply because Trump pulled support. Even circumcision, which I thought they didn't like. Anonymous (ID: q60XBCh1) >>498115193 (OP) 02/20/25(Thu)16:55:37 No.498118523 >Even circumcision, which I thought they didn't like. They like it, since a boy is in pain
Anonymous /tttt/ 75 KB JPG believe 02/09/25(Sun)18:55:32 No.38853567 >Be under 1% of the population >Everyone accuses you of controlling governments despite being actively repressed by them >Everyone accuses you of far left radicalism >Everyone stereotypes you of being in an intellectual profession, the stereotype being somewhat true but not to the extent people >Have higher than average iq >Exist all across the world as a minority >Certain governments make efforts to wipe you out >Be trans women (picture unrelated) Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:52 No.38853579 one day I'll find a nice lowish air with a nonis and make bor my
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