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Anonymous 8 KB JPG >Be me 08/09/24(Fri)15:14:05 No.4855843 >Go on class trip to a National Park (forget which one) >Get paired up with a guy who looks like a hipster. >In the lobby he complains about seeing a beer ad because they're "destroying the environment" and "enabling domestic violence". >Once we're on the trail he just mentions he's a feminist out of nowhere. >A quarter down the trail he asks what we're doing to save the environment. >He talks about how he lives in a shack with no power and only charges his phone at work. >When he asks me what I'm doing to save the planet I just say, "Global warming is a hoax". >He hits me with the climate change semantics and questions my other classmates. >We keep walking and eventually I get bit by a mosquito >He scolds me for killing it and says I'm hurting the planet. >Halfway down the trail he disappears and we don't see him again (even after returning to the building we started in). Arguably one of my strangest 9th Grade memories. What exactly was that guy's job anyway? All he did was act as a minor annoyance.

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