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File 1326420259 ipg-(3 KB, 122x217, ahhh.jpg) □ Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)21:04:19 No.373867767 >Be 15 >Sit in math class >Feel the urge to s--- >Ask teacher to go >Bitch says no >poop leaving my anus >need to think fast >pull out lighter >set carpet on fire >everyone fips out >make my move >run to bathroom >almost there >at the door when i s--- >s--- leaves my anus with force >I take flight >building still on fire all my friends are dead >feelsbadman.jpg sunable to control flight path >begin spinning wildly fly around fire causing fire tornado stornado burns entire town >tornado goes over lake >picks up all the water >My s--- falls from the sky sworldwide shitstorms tornado goes over mountain >Picks up f------ mountain >s--- continues to rain >feel so embarrassed >rip my own s--- filled heart out >throw heart into tornado >Tornado has earth, wind, water,fire, heart >by your powers combined I am Captain Planet Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)21:06:15 No.373868106 w-- did I just read?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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