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← -> Oboards.4chan.org/b/res/377740601#377741861 File 1327933933 247 KB, 612x800, 773444 orig.jpg) Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:32:13 No.377740601 >16 years old >At the library alone, as usual >Minding my own business, as usual >Incredibly hot girl comes walking in >Wearing short skirt, datass.jpg >She grabs a book >Starts gracefully walking towards me >She grabs my shoulder >l can't speak >She sits on my lap >l can't move >She's not wearing underwear >I am in disbelief >Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable have the hardest wood ever >I still can't move >Realize I'm a chair >Do nothing, because l am a chair P2 Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:34:55 No.377740866 Wow Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:36:15 No.377740992 snorted Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.37774 1089 lool Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.377741090 Alright, I chuckled

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.
Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him
File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman
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