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GROUPON The Groupon Guide to: Preparing for the Job of Your Childhood Dreams Every child dreams of becoming a millionaire astronaut or fearless cartographer, but most children neglect to start planning for those careers until they're too old. Here's how today's kids can start working toward their dream jobs: Firefighter: Build up your immunity to fire by exposing yours elf to it in small doses. Start by eating only a single match each day until you can subsist entirely on plastic lighters. Marine Biologist: Get certified for SCUBA-self-contained underwater breathing ability. To test if you have this innate skill, attempt to breathe through your mouth while drinking water through your nose. Self-Reliant HunteriFarmer/Hermit/Pastor: Kids can prepare for the only job that will be available in the future by hoarding seeds and gold now and maintaining a healthy distrust of all belief systems that worship anything other than strength. dafuq did i just read?!1!??

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