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The Telegraph DV POPULAR SECTIONS Home News Court refuses trial by combat Twitter. 2K nacebook 47K -hare, 48K By David Sapsted 1201AM GMT A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a reasonable way to settle the matter Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had

The Telegraph DV POPULAR SECTIONS Home News Court refuses trial by combat Twitter. 2K nacebook 47K -hare, 48K By David Sapsted 1201AM GMT A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a reasonable way to settle the matter Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had

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. and finally ·DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: When I woke up, my peniś and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife. Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: It was an unfortunate accident.

. and finally ·DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: When I woke up, my peniś and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife. Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: It was an unfortunate accident.

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Can you eat pet store pets?

Resolved Question Can you eat pets from a pet store? animals. Can I just buy some from pet store and eat them? 1 do not want to be in Show me another 》 ulzijkoIn my home country we eat snake and iguanas. There are no stores that sell these trouble with the police 7 months ago Report Abuse Best Answer - Chosen by Asker In America, the land of the "free", which has more prisoners per capita than any other country, it may be illegal to eat pet store pets. However, I smoke marijuana (that's llegal), I have free songs on my iPhone (that's illegal), and on the 4th of July, I set off llegal fireworks. Why...because I love my country and not it'sup laws. Ive never been caught once. If Barack Obama says you can't eat pet store pets, then screw him. Eat as many as you want! Just don't get a tummy ache. Source(s) Make sure you kill them humanely, not because the law says so, but because it's the right thing to do He d 7 months ago Report Abuse Asker's Rating: »i I would never want to do something inhumane to an animal. I have two dogs at home that I love dearly. Thank you for your support. You sound very worldly

Resolved Question Can you eat pets from a pet store? animals. Can I just buy some from pet store and eat them? 1 do not want to be in Show me another 》 ulzijkoIn my home country we eat snake and iguanas. There are no stores that sell these trouble with the police 7 months ago Report Abuse Best Answer - Chosen by Asker In America, the land of the "free", which has more prisoners per capita than any other country, it may be illegal to eat pet store pets. However, I smoke marijuana (that's llegal), I have free songs on my iPhone (that's illegal), and on the 4th of July, I set off llegal fireworks. Why...because I love my country and not it'sup laws. Ive never been caught once. If Barack Obama says you can't eat pet store pets, then screw him. Eat as many as you want! Just don't get a tummy ache. Source(s) Make sure you kill them humanely, not because the law says so, but because it's the right thing to do He d 7 months ago Report Abuse Asker's Rating: »i I would never want to do something inhumane to an animal. I have two dogs at home that I love dearly. Thank you for your support. You sound very worldly

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There's cynical, and then there's <i>this</i> guy. Holy crap - what <i>happened</i> to weld those <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JadeColoredGlasses">jade-tinted contacts</a> to his face?

Straight from the comments on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmN5pGFNEMk">Globus's "One Truth"</a>, I bring you <a href="https://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=YsQTlfpj892S3IHYe_VPysAZUKxPWmioikG1Gz5R7z4">the most pretentious bullcrap</a> I've seen since solarspawn was banned from DeviantART (I think I still have pictures of <i>his</i> bullcrap, and trust me, it's hilarious). Anyways, I crossed out the names to protect the identity of both the wannabe Socrates and the unwitting innocent guy who set him off; I did not censor my own name because, well, why bother?

There's cynical, and then there's <i>this</i> guy. Holy crap - what <i>happened</i> to weld those <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JadeColoredGlasses">jade-tinted contacts</a> to his face?

Straight from the comments on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmN5pGFNEMk">Globus's "One Truth"</a>, I bring you <a href="https://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=YsQTlfpj892S3IHYe_VPysAZUKxPWmioikG1Gz5R7z4">the most pretentious bullcrap</a> I've seen since solarspawn was banned from DeviantART (I think I still have pictures of <i>his</i> bullcrap, and trust me, it's hilarious). Anyways, I crossed out the names to protect the identity of both the wannabe Socrates and the unwitting innocent guy who set him off; I did not censor my own name because, well, why bother?

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Carlton 10 hours ago | Reply Report hi how are you doing i see you taking a picture of yourself you look good matter fact you look wonderful n beautiful anyway im not just saying that its fronm my heart to your heart all day anyway my name is carlton n just was wondering if its ok by you if i can get to know you if not i do understand n respect it n you im a man of god i love him first everythimg els will fall n place for me god maks everything possible without him we would not be here today agree

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I will be the defender of American values at Filmtracks.com. The concept of European socialism is based on the idea of Social Justice whereby all should be equal and all should share in maintaining an equal economic status. This is based on the concept of an Egalitarianism that none should suffer and all should be equal, however the components of this are a progressive taxation, income redistribution, and property redistribution. When you speak about income and property redistribution, you are talking about parts of the Socialist manifesto. This is what Europe does - its taxes are high, especially in the inherently weak Scandinavian countries European socialism began just after WW2. The Germans had devastated Europe on their regular schedule and left the region in ruins, especially England, which suffered major damages due to Hitler. England was helpless and nobody had anything, so the English parliament decided to pay for al Britons medical bills and even I admit this was a good idea it had to be done. How was this possible? Because one of the war's brightest generals, George Marshall, advised that since Europe was in tatters, the US should help rebuild it. This plan sent money, people, and equipment over. Today, the remnants of the failed British Empire and other parts of Europe therefore practice a form of socialism whereby nobody is left wanting. How do they accomplish it? By a tax system whereby individuals are taxed at 20% and businesses 40%, and on top this is the VAT (Value Added) tax of another 20% This VAT is a tax on goods and services, and part of this VAT goes to individuals in the form of welfare so that they are not wanting, and unlike the US where a healthy individual cannot get welfare, in Europe they can. It's broken down basically in 2 parts, those that have a medical issue and those that are looking for work. In America we have unemployment but you cannot just go down to an office and say sign me up you must have worked a specified number of months made so much per quarter and not been fired for a bad reason. In Europe, if you are having a hard time finding work, you can still get paid In the ridiculous Scandinavian countries, all of them weak by lack of intellectual advancement, it's even more pronounced. In Denmark, all the people are happy, and why not? The taxation rate is as much as 75% and if you either quit your job or are fired and somehow can't get unemployment, the government pays you 75% of what you were making for 3 years. Would this be good for America? HELL NO! The UK ended up being 19 billion in the red because of this system and when the new Prime Minister started looking into things, it was discovered that many, many Britons were collecting monies that shouldn't have been allowed. A lot of them were doing nothing except collecting every week and in one case going to the arcade and playing games. That individual should be killed, not supported. Another reason that Europe can do this is because they do not have a huge military like the United States does. They do not have the troops or overwhelming firepower of the US. They simply rely on the Americans to save them from foreign threats such as the pure evil of Vladamir Putin's regime. Our current naval vessels make European fleets look like bath toys What if Barack Obama is re-elected and European socialism took hold in America? What would be the result? The result would be a lot of people trying to cheat the system just as they did in the UK. Do we really want to be a society of lazy, cheating sluggards like the British? Our government could not handle it. The taxation would be horrendous and our deficit would be gargantuan. Our great country, the United States of America, was built on Capitalism and we have prospered to become the most mighty nation on the planet. Let us not weaken America by letting Barack Obama and the ignorant patrons of Filmtracks.com fashion it after the over-entitled leeches that populate urope (European) dafuq did i just read

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Im theorizing that it has something to do with emotions, because although I dont generally allow my frustration with my family to show, but I was frustrated with the way that they were treating me. I'm thinking that somehow this energy is venting in... "other routes." I wouldnt be surprised, I've been meditating quite alot as much as I can with before a feeling tells me that its enough for that day Considering that on that day, I had had a dream where I was flying in this closed environment with these being and I saw this surreal scene where these pair of pigs were flying (no wings but they werw squealing with delight I remember) and somehow had apparently left in such a fashion that they had a rectangular piece of fence or wooden structure around their heads like it was the from end of a barn pen or something that they could peek over and eat from a bin on the other side of it. I recall that I was also waching but it felt alike I was directing them as they were banking towards me like a plane. In these dreams I dont question whats in front of me, I just (and I am beginning to understand and feel this:) go with the flow.:) dafuq did i just read

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Vibrant Announces Vibrating Capsule for Patients Suffering from Constipation 6/25/2012 12:21:53 PM Petach Tikva, Israel, June 25, 2012. Vibrant Ltd., a medical device company, today announced a chemical-free capsule for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. The mechanical capsule meets the highest safety standards, using biocompatible materials Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule's vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. The easy-to-swallow capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant's R&D and gastroenterologist. The capsule is activated by a base unit that transfers the data of the predefined algorithm into the capsule, before it is swallowed. The capsule operates inside the large intestine and is washed out of the body with the bowel movement. The Vibrant capsule represents a revolution in the treatment of constipation and meets the strong demand of those suffering from chronic constipation for a successful and affordable treatment," said Lior Ben-Tsur, Vibrant's chief Executive Officer Vibrant has successfully completed an initial stage of the dinical trial with positive results, and is currently conducting additional dinical trials preparing for CE Mark approval. About Vibrant Founded in 2007, Vibrant is a medical device company. The company's major breakthrough is a technological platform for various constipated patients. This innovative platform relies on known physiological parameters of large intestine peristaltic movement. The first product based on the company's technology is a proprietary, biocompatible, chemical-free capsule providing effective aid for chronic constipation patients. Vibrant is owned by the founders and private investors. For more information visit Vibrant's website www.vibrantgastro.com DAFUQ DIDOJUST READ

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