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![Your Terrible-Tweet Score: Terrible-points Transgression: Using a hashtag superfluously, or as the punchline. [e.g. "Got sunburn today #shouldhaveusedsunscreen"] (Terrible.) Public response to a private encounter. [e.g. "If you're rude to me, you bet I'm going to call you out in front of everyone. Ugh." (This particular example gets the 'no-context' multiplier mentioned at the end)] (Extremely terrible.) Beginning your tweet with "In which..." [e.g."In which the author leaves out the facts. (article link)"] (A terrible trend.) Longer than 140 character tweet (that I then have to click to see) [e.g. "I'm going to write a really long tweet in a program that will truncate it and take the user away to ano...(click to read)"] (Stop it. Terrible.) Saying "If you you're doing it wrong." [e.g. "If you drink less than 8 cups of water a day you're doing it wrong (Terrible.) Retweeting someone's inflammatory comment aimed at you. [e.g. "@famousperson you're the worst human of all time. 'Retweeted by @famousperson'."] (Half terrible, half awesome, so it alternates.) 2/2 A link. Just a link. (This gets the no-context' multiplier below) (Terrible.) Asking for a retweet. (So terrible.) Rewarding someone who asks for a retweet. (Even more terrible.) Any humblebrag, even if subtle. [e.g. "Skiing the black diamond trail is harder than it looks."] (You handled this terribly.) Sharing your own soundbites of wisdom. (Let's face it, it's most likely terrible.) Any tweet made automatically on your behalf (like a check-in) (Terrible.) Saying "When you say I hear."[e.g. "When you say 'we have a meeting', I hear we are going to waste a perfectly good afternoon'."] (This. Is terrible.) Saying"- Said no one, ever." (Terrible.) 3x multiplier Not providing context for your tweet. (You enjoy being terrible.) Scoring (based on your daily average): Note: Awesome tweets do not offset terrible ones 0: You're winning at the internet; 1-3: It's not that big of a deal; 4-7: Tone it back a bit buddy; 8-30: Why? For what?: 31+: We're not even mad, that's impressive DOGHOUSEDIARIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/503/173/ccc.png "ccc.png")
![Ivan Braidi @Ivan_Braidi⚫ 7h Maybe, just maybe, you don't understand how good software engineering works and, even more important, how it is done by good software engineers. 2 511 ↑ Emmett Shear @eshear 6h If you think Zoom is even majority software engineers, I have some surprising news for you! 1 17 18 402 lain Cole @iaincole 5h MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD SOFTWARE ENGINEERING WORKS EMMETT, FOUNDER OF TWITCH DOT TELEVISION 9 184 <] : <] 企](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/908/602/b35.png "Just maybe...")
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