Pokedex Entry for Scyther in Fire Red:
"It tears and shreds prey with its wickedly sharp scythes. It very rarely spreads its wings to fly."
So I guess it can fly, but just doesn't give enough fucks to want to.
So you're running through Celadon City after you beat Lt. Surge in Vermilion, and suddenly you notice you found a little house on a nearby route. You go in and talk to the girl inside, and she gives you a disk with Fly on it. "Fuckin' sweet!" you think. "This would be great on Scyther!" You try it. bzzzt! Fail. He has fuckin' wings, why can't he learn it? In your despair you look up, and who do you see riding on a Spearow? That's right.
Gary.
Motherfucking.
OAK.
Top Comments
DefinitelyNotADog
Aug 15, 2013 at 12:59PM EDT
Vinyl Scratch wubs you
Nov 14, 2012 at 07:45PM EST