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s(1bo kA File: 1352501900004.ipg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: 435971345 4359716352435971949 2435972123 2243597225422435972291 22435972559 435972704 2435973158 224359731592435973326 32435973549435973950 435974179 2435974538 22435974676 22435975137 2435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862-355 5875 43597 35975307-24359 75408 >- 2435975909 2435975973 gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so l turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit si rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do "WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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