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□ Anonymous 09/13/11(Tue)20:26 No.1 1 01665150 Hide File1315959994.ipg-(9 KB, 251x251, 1315262861686 jpg) >Be about 9-10 years old Little brother is sleeping in his bed (We shared rooms, back in the day) >Think Ird be hilarious to fart on his head >Pull down my pants and lower my ass so close to his face my anus is almost touching his nose Fart o Realize it isnt a fart >Liquid s--- pours out of my ass, onto his face >He wakes up by snorting my liquid s--- up his nose >He vomits EVERYWHERE flee the scene like some scat version of The Phantom ofthe Opera >He runs downstairs crying and gagging >Hide under the bed >Hear mum do a mini scream and ask what the hell happened to him >Still s------- mys elf under the bed, in small squits >mfw mum found me That was a terrible day.

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File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.
Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?
Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling
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