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1356769271613.ipg-(42 KB, 1265x1518, 23142134.jpg) Anonymous (ID: H4vkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:21:11 No.446998693 Replies: 446999032446999501446999725 > Having a crush with my own 16 year old younger sister for years > Adorable in every way, feel an extremely strong sexual attraction to her beautiful body > She loves me as a brother and we share secrets, im like her best friend she tells everything to > One day she tells me about this new guy on school she has a huge crush on > It burns me in the inside and a sick feeling overwhelms me > Something about wanting to know keeps me listening > She sounds obsessed and it cracks even deeper with every remark > A couple of weeks later she starts dating the m----------- and I feel extremely depressed > Grow very cold towards her, she doesnt know what's wrong >Avoid her in every way possible all the time, try hard to get past my crazyness for her > Loosing my mind > One night she breaks into my room and sleeps in my bed, I don't notice until morning > I get furious and call her a slut, tell her to get the f--- out > She starts crying and drops down on her knees, begging to forgive her for whatever she did > Her tearing blue eyes make my heart drop and something triggers in me Anonymous (ID: H4vk0RCa) 12/29/12(Sat)03:30:17 No.447000742 Replies: >>447000970 >2447001081 >>447001148 >>447001331 >>447002067 File: 1356769817253.ipg-(60 KB, 600x541, 23214243.jpg) > I slap her in the face as hard as I can and she lays motionless for a moment, weeping > She gets up and walks out the door without saying anything, just sobbing silently > We don't talk for weeks, we barely look at each other anymore > About a month later she keeps dating this new guy who turned to be a complete douchebag > I find out by friends how he is a player" in school scores many girls at the same time > I start thinking she knows, but she's so lonely and desperate she doesn't even care > Feel bad for her, but the pain inside doesn't let me do anything about it Anonymous (ID: H4vkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:33:21 No.447001234 Replies: >447001348447001746447002006447002239 File: 1356770001418.ipg-(17 KB, 320x248, 231421354.jpg) > One night, parents out on a cruise she comes home extremely drunk, practically intoxicated > She starts teasing me in her drunk stupor, calling me a f-- by the fact I broke up with my girlfriend about a year ago (which I did because I was so obsessed with her) > I ignore her completely, just watching the tv in front of me > She starts hitting me softly in the chest, crying and sobbing > I grab her hands and throw her violently > Continue staring at the tv Anonymous (ID: HAvkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:36:37 No.447001792 Replies: >>447001983 File 447002217 40 KB, 1782x1684, 23124345.jpg) > She jsut lays there weeping like a sick puppy > Finally I can't help but turn to her figure and I notice how revealing she was in the floor > Her bra was half down and I could clearly see her pink panties under her skirt > Suddenly I loose it □ Anonymous ID: H4vk0RCg) 12/29/12 Sat 03:43:12 No 44700284 1 Replies: >>447002964 >>447002970 >>447002972 >>447002976 N47003006 >>447003017 >>447003018 >>447 File: 156720592324. 4312Ne had been keeping inside explode File: 1356770592834 jpg-(55 KB, 500x335, umad.jpg) > She barely struggles and I start feeling her, calling her a slut and a w---- > I pat her ass stating how used it probably was > I take out my c--- and forcefully strip her panties > "NOOOr" she yells "please, I'm still a virgin! > I grab her by the hair and drag her across the room > I open the bedroom door > Throw her down on the floor > Everybody walk the dinosaur

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Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

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Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.

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1356769271613.ipg-(42 KB, 1265x1518, 23142134.jpg) Anonymous (ID: H4vkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:21:11 No.446998693 Replies: 446999032446999501446999725 > Having a crush with my own 16 year old younger sister for years > Adorable in every way, feel an extremely strong sexual attraction to her beautiful body > She loves me as a brother and we share secrets, im like her best friend she tells everything to > One day she tells me about this new guy on school she has a huge crush on > It burns me in the inside and a sick feeling overwhelms me > Something about wanting to know keeps me listening > She sounds obsessed and it cracks even deeper with every remark > A couple of weeks later she starts dating the m----------- and I feel extremely depressed > Grow very cold towards her, she doesnt know what's wrong >Avoid her in every way possible all the time, try hard to get past my crazyness for her > Loosing my mind > One night she breaks into my room and sleeps in my bed, I don't notice until morning > I get furious and call her a slut, tell her to get the f--- out > She starts crying and drops down on her knees, begging to forgive her for whatever she did > Her tearing blue eyes make my heart drop and something triggers in me Anonymous (ID: H4vk0RCa) 12/29/12(Sat)03:30:17 No.447000742 Replies: >>447000970 >2447001081 >>447001148 >>447001331 >>447002067 File: 1356769817253.ipg-(60 KB, 600x541, 23214243.jpg) > I slap her in the face as hard as I can and she lays motionless for a moment, weeping > She gets up and walks out the door without saying anything, just sobbing silently > We don't talk for weeks, we barely look at each other anymore > About a month later she keeps dating this new guy who turned to be a complete douchebag > I find out by friends how he is a player" in school scores many girls at the same time > I start thinking she knows, but she's so lonely and desperate she doesn't even care > Feel bad for her, but the pain inside doesn't let me do anything about it Anonymous (ID: H4vkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:33:21 No.447001234 Replies: >447001348447001746447002006447002239 File: 1356770001418.ipg-(17 KB, 320x248, 231421354.jpg) > One night, parents out on a cruise she comes home extremely drunk, practically intoxicated > She starts teasing me in her drunk stupor, calling me a f-- by the fact I broke up with my girlfriend about a year ago (which I did because I was so obsessed with her) > I ignore her completely, just watching the tv in front of me > She starts hitting me softly in the chest, crying and sobbing > I grab her hands and throw her violently > Continue staring at the tv Anonymous (ID: HAvkORCg) 12/29/12(Sat)03:36:37 No.447001792 Replies: >>447001983 File 447002217 40 KB, 1782x1684, 23124345.jpg) > She jsut lays there weeping like a sick puppy > Finally I can't help but turn to her figure and I notice how revealing she was in the floor > Her bra was half down and I could clearly see her pink panties under her skirt > Suddenly I loose it □ Anonymous ID: H4vk0RCg) 12/29/12 Sat 03:43:12 No 44700284 1 Replies: >>447002964 >>447002970 >>447002972 >>447002976 N47003006 >>447003017 >>447003018 >>447 File: 156720592324. 4312Ne had been keeping inside explode File: 1356770592834 jpg-(55 KB, 500x335, umad.jpg) > She barely struggles and I start feeling her, calling her a slut and a w---- > I pat her ass stating how used it probably was > I take out my c--- and forcefully strip her panties > "NOOOr" she yells "please, I'm still a virgin! > I grab her by the hair and drag her across the room > I open the bedroom door > Throw her down on the floor > Everybody walk the dinosaur

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