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yES, THI5 I5 MORTIMER GOTH IS THIS MORTIMER? WELL, MORT, I'M CALLING ABOuUT FRANK FARTPOOP. HE'S uP FOR A PROMOTION, BUT FIRST I NEED TO MAKE SURE HE HAS AT LEAST ONE FRIEND. HE CLAIMED you WERE HIS FRIEND. I DON'T THINK I KNOW-WAIT A SEC, IS HE THE Guy FROM LAST NIGHT? 5 HE SHOWED UP ON MY LAWN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED TALKING TO ME ABOuT DOLLAR SIGNS AND CLOuDS AFTER THAT HE KEPT HUGGING ME AND ASKING ME TO DANCE OVER AND OVER. WHILE WE WERE STILL OUT ON THE LAWN E TO DANCE OVER THEN HE TRIED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT COULDN'T GET PASTA PLATE ON THE GROUND 50 HE ENDED UP PISSING HIMSELF AND PASSING ouT IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN URINE. THE URINE WA5 BLUE, BY THE WAY. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FRIEND TO You? I SEE. ROMOTIO DORKLY

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NERFNOW.COM ONE OF THE LITTLE GUYS HEY, I'M KAY VESS, PROTAGONIST OF STAR WARS OUTLAWS. I'M YOUR REGULAR SMUGGLER, NOT A DEMIGOD LIKE THE JEDI. JUST ONE OF THE LITTLE GUYS, WITHOUT SUPERPOWERS, TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A BIG WORLD. PTOW!! PTOW!! PTOW!! PTOW!! NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOME SMALL NON-HEROIC BUSINESS TO RUN... PTOW!! PTOW!!

WHEN A GAME HAS A BUNCH OF STATUS EFFECTS AND DEBUFFS THAT YOU CAN USE: MAKE THIS ENEMY USELESS WITH ALL THESE STATUS EFFECTS! OOHHH AZULCRESCENT BUT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO USE *ANY* OF IT ON THE BOSSES IMMUNE! THEY WON'T WORK ON BOSSES THO! THEN WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE GAME IF I CAN'T USE THEM ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ENEMIES????

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yES, THI5 I5 MORTIMER GOTH IS THIS MORTIMER? WELL, MORT, I'M CALLING ABOuUT FRANK FARTPOOP. HE'S uP FOR A PROMOTION, BUT FIRST I NEED TO MAKE SURE HE HAS AT LEAST ONE FRIEND. HE CLAIMED you WERE HIS FRIEND. I DON'T THINK I KNOW-WAIT A SEC, IS HE THE Guy FROM LAST NIGHT? 5 HE SHOWED UP ON MY LAWN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED TALKING TO ME ABOuT DOLLAR SIGNS AND CLOuDS AFTER THAT HE KEPT HUGGING ME AND ASKING ME TO DANCE OVER AND OVER. WHILE WE WERE STILL OUT ON THE LAWN E TO DANCE OVER THEN HE TRIED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT COULDN'T GET PASTA PLATE ON THE GROUND 50 HE ENDED UP PISSING HIMSELF AND PASSING ouT IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN URINE. THE URINE WA5 BLUE, BY THE WAY. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FRIEND TO You? I SEE. ROMOTIO DORKLY

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AugustDay

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May 20, 2013 at 11:57AM EDT

"He showed up on my lawn out of nowhere and just started talking about dollar signs and clouds."
Oh my god, that alone made me die of laughter.

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Cabbage

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Jun 09, 2013 at 08:10PM EDT

I wish work was like this in real life.

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