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yES, THI5 I5 MORTIMER GOTH IS THIS MORTIMER? WELL, MORT, I'M CALLING ABOuUT FRANK FARTPOOP. HE'S uP FOR A PROMOTION, BUT FIRST I NEED TO MAKE SURE HE HAS AT LEAST ONE FRIEND. HE CLAIMED you WERE HIS FRIEND. I DON'T THINK I KNOW-WAIT A SEC, IS HE THE Guy FROM LAST NIGHT? 5 HE SHOWED UP ON MY LAWN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED TALKING TO ME ABOuT DOLLAR SIGNS AND CLOuDS AFTER THAT HE KEPT HUGGING ME AND ASKING ME TO DANCE OVER AND OVER. WHILE WE WERE STILL OUT ON THE LAWN E TO DANCE OVER THEN HE TRIED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT COULDN'T GET PASTA PLATE ON THE GROUND 50 HE ENDED UP PISSING HIMSELF AND PASSING ouT IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN URINE. THE URINE WA5 BLUE, BY THE WAY. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FRIEND TO You? I SEE. ROMOTIO DORKLY

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Uploaded May 19, 2013 at 03:41AM EDT

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