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LET'S TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE Anonymous 13/08/13(Tue)01:33 No.204673917 se >capcom teasing DMC5 >it will be tailored to what fans want. Tokyo Game Show 200 DmC: Devil May Cry 2edgy design inia Theory guy presenting the game looks suspiciously similar to new donte design WE WANT TO SELL 10 MIRRION COPIES HALF DEMON HALF ANGEL HALF HUMAN DEMON ORPHANAGE DMC Will use unreal instead of MT Framework on IT WILL FEEL LIKE 60fps >E3 2011 redesigned Donte is revealed super edgy dialogue WHO THE F--- ARE YOU YOU CAN CALL ME DONTE THE DEMON KILLER GOT A NICE RING DONT YA THINK and sweain >bouncer trailer revealed YOURE NOT ON THE LIST F--- YOU I AM NOW >F--- YOU boss revealed to be slurm queen soundtrack is WUB WUB WUB WUB >plot revealed to be They Live >Tameem continuing to do a horrible job of promoting the game constantly insults fans and source material IF DANTE WALKED INTO A BAR/DMC just isn't cool anymore/ DMC is all about cool interview story is DEEP SOCIAL COMMENTARY SO PROGRESSIVE KAT IS WHAT FEMALE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS SHOULD BE NT announces fake story where they invited top DMC players to test their game >say repsonse has been unanimously positive reduce sales expectations to 5 MIRRION COPIES SORD >E3 2012 gameplay trailer em no on unskippable cutscenes >mid-combat cutscenes visceral slow mo >5 enemies on screen max >gameplay demo is released LET'S TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE Anonymous 13/08/13(Tue)II:35 No 204674096 ▼ 1345078331354.png (98 KB, 339x339) iqdb google >gameplay is technically Heavenly Sword 2: F--- YOU edition social justice crowd starts defending DmC >U mi in SSS is easy to attain SSS completion for stages possible even after dying 146 times as long as lost souls are complete no same move proration INNOVATIVE PLATFORMING gaming journalists trash anyone who even remotely dislikes DmC alex jones and company begin marketing DmC nonstop old DMC was getting stale, this is the breath of fresh air the franchise needs >disregard all complaints, say fans just hate change and are entitled weapon skins and orb multipliers The Order trailer ANONYMOUS IS LEGION DEMONS WE ARE THE 99% n Beck O'Reilly boss f story is basically F--- FOX NEWS LIBERALS ARE SO GREAT ANARCHY IS BEST GOVERNMENT EYE OF DONTE APP for iPhone/Pad released >FIGHT THE CORPORATIONS AND SOCIAL OPPRESSION ONLY $0.99 new bugs being found every other day angel dash bug, fireworks bug. 3d clipping bug etc NEW CHARACTER REVEAL VORGIN uses guns >DmC threads on front page of NI every f------ day Mundus sex scene >time machine baby tears WUBBING INTENSIFIES >Screen Gems and Kyle Ward DmC dev diaries on youtube THE WRITING IS ALMOST SHAKESPEAREAN DEMON WUB KING neanng release DEMONS NE #HAVE #AWOKEN-superninjatam DmC drones and SRS duking it out while DmC threads flood the frontpage >backlash forces capcom to reduce expectations to 2 MIRRION COPIES SORD release date s are drastically low numbers are exceeded by gems such as HEAVY FIRE:AFGHANISTAN daily comparisons to Revengeance LET'S TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE Anonymous 13/08/13(Tue)I137 No.204674316 ▼ tameem_antoniades_ninja_theory_1.png (84 KB, 356x200) iqdb google >DmC is finally released on january january release strategy hopes to bank on the fact that no other games are being released at the time aside from Ni No Kuni fails to reach even half of DMC4's previous initial sales game is outsold by the HD collection in all fronts January ends with DmC failing to breach 500k sales worldwide God of War Ascensi capcom reduces shipped copies to 1.2m overall sales hovering around 700k mark articles such as HOW FANS RUINED A FRANCHISE OUT OF SPITE/THE BEST GAME NOBODY PLAYED abound IGN and shitkaku >Tameem deletes his twitter days after release Tameem disappears from the radar entirely resurfaces for the PS4 teaser shaved his head and changed his name >capcom further reduces shipments by 50k blames low sales and diminished quality on 'excessive outsourcing >which is basically a f--- you to Ninja Theory VORGINS DOWNFALL ripoff of f------ bleach we hate old DMC because it was japanesey' so vorgin's DLC will be SHONEN ANIMU THEMED no new enemies more >more edgy dialogue (I DONT HAVE A HEART ANYMORE MOTHER) >s--- 2D cutscenes you beat Donte in a cutscene last boss is the same as DmC's last boss: Hollow Vorgin from the Bleach giant THE HEART in the background SUPER SAIYAN VORGIN 4 >kubo so proud DmC is now a bargain bin title
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