Dammit, Deadpool, you're supposed to be the funny one.

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed.
Says life is harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple.
The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight.
Go see him.
That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears.
Says, "But doctor… I am Pagliacci."
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.