Gabe Newell - Lookin' Good Gabe

-Soft beardly face
-Safe beardly neck protects vital areas from predatory activity
-Stylin' eyewear
-Open collar reveals confidence
-Power jacket with jeans, not just confident but casual, like, shit "I'm Gabe Newell, What Of It?"
-Innovator! Can't count to three because he refuses to be bound by your creatively bankrupt sequelitis riddled market structure or conventional mathematics
-Well fed, implying fabulous riches that could be yours
-Don't be a gold digger, 10/10, just bang.

10 outta 10. Would bang.