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HAVE TO PROTECT THE KIDDIES!!!! D:

If they wanted to dial it down a little, it'd be simple: have him stutter and correct himself like so:

"Heh heh heh. This gym is great! It's full of wo- errr…strong trainers! Yes that's it!"

He got a restraining order placed on him by the Cerulean City police.