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THIS. IS. TRUE.

and god fuckin dammit i wish it weren't.

Every single time without fail when I report bullying or other violations of school rules to a supervisor, teacher, or other authority: "Don't be a snitch!" "Quit being a taddle-tale.", etc.

Ugh. It's their GOD DAMNED JOB to break this crap up and they do jackshit about it.

This ended up with me just fucking with the bullies and having fun with it.

>middleschool
>In locker room changing along with everyone else
>I wear white briefs because they're more practical and it's not like I need to care about my sperm count
>Only four black kids in the school of a bit more than a thousand
>Three of them act normal, one of them acts stereotypical beyond imagining
>Said black guy's locker is next to mine in the locker room
>Be one day in around the middle of the schoolyear
>"Yo, you wear tighty-whities? Faaag"
>Everyone turns around and looks at me and is ready to start mocking and laughing at me
>I nonchalantly state, "Says the guy staring at my crotch area to find out."
>Cue black guy backing down, tail behind legs
>Audience turns their cackling and occasional mocking to my opponent

I am terrible and I love dealing with bullies. I am best anti-hero.