How about you just politely turn the guy down instead of incessantly bitching about it?
How about you appreciate the fact that you're alone in Valentine's because you're uninterested in romance and not because no one cares about you like that poor fucker and dozens of others like him?
How about you refrain from being a colossal fucking asshole next time, eh?

…Damn it, I don't even know why I'm so angry at this. But this level of pretensiousness just really pisses me off.

who needs it to be unromantic bby