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You really have to wonder what went down when they started creating the Greek Gods so long ago.

"So yeah, like, Zeus is going to have sex with a rock this time. And it'll create some kind of half-person/half-boulder hybrid."

"Again with Zeus fucking something, Dickius?!"

"Hey, man! If you can come up with something else, I'm all ears!!!"

They must have been sexually starved as all hell!

For them, greek mythology was like our today fanfics