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a marine was stopping an abortion when he overheard 'an atheist saying "if god is real then why do people get AIDS?" the marine finished firing 1:380 rounds from his rifle into the abortion doctor and then caught up to the athiest "god is real said the marine, raising his riflehes real and people get AIDS because they are bad." he pulled the tri gger but didnt, have any more bullets so he knellt and shot the athiest and every other person on the street because it was a socialism parade, he realized, barack HUSSEIN obama called the army/on him for shooting his socialist libtard friends but^the army refused to arrest the marine and in tead they lined up and saluted him,the mback andthe army, was so inspired by his courage againsf comunism and comies that they went back to OBUNGLERTanddragged him out f office Sbuti 、the! president I helcrie4%not4 anymore"said the army guys marine toddis president,now." hussein obaba tried putting islam curses on'them butythey shoved an american flag in his mouth aand kicked him out onto the street where he cried like a baby girl everyoneinI! america was finally free. president marine todd made sure there were no more taxes or abortions and that bieng a libtard was punishble by the death penalty everything was so good that he was elected9 more times before saving america from terrorism by jumping in front of a missile to save a fellow marine 3 repost this if you support our troops!!!! the few the proud!!! true patriots wil!

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Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!

□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi

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a marine was stopping an abortion when he overheard 'an atheist saying "if god is real then why do people get AIDS?" the marine finished firing 1:380 rounds from his rifle into the abortion doctor and then caught up to the athiest "god is real said the marine, raising his riflehes real and people get AIDS because they are bad." he pulled the tri gger but didnt, have any more bullets so he knellt and shot the athiest and every other person on the street because it was a socialism parade, he realized, barack HUSSEIN obama called the army/on him for shooting his socialist libtard friends but^the army refused to arrest the marine and in tead they lined up and saluted him,the mback andthe army, was so inspired by his courage againsf comunism and comies that they went back to OBUNGLERTanddragged him out f office Sbuti 、the! president I helcrie4%not4 anymore"said the army guys marine toddis president,now." hussein obaba tried putting islam curses on'them butythey shoved an american flag in his mouth aand kicked him out onto the street where he cried like a baby girl everyoneinI! america was finally free. president marine todd made sure there were no more taxes or abortions and that bieng a libtard was punishble by the death penalty everything was so good that he was elected9 more times before saving america from terrorism by jumping in front of a missile to save a fellow marine 3 repost this if you support our troops!!!! the few the proud!!! true patriots wil!

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