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No w this is the Story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside do wn And if you've got a minute that's long as it'll take I'll tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancake In west Albuquerque, born and raised Eating breakfast, was how i spent most of my days Fumbling, mumbling and tumbling to school And moanin' bout the boiler cause the sho wers too cool, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making crystal in my neighbourhood Dad didn't come home one night and my mom f----- Ted And said "You're moving with auntie and uncle Hank instead" I asked for a car and my dad said "here" License plate said "Flynn" and had a dice in the mirror If anything i wondered ho w this car was acquired.. But i thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo..bo-bonfire!! I found out about my dad about 8 months later, And ho w he had been arrested by Gomie & Schrader, My mom got a call, she didn't look chill "Walter just called, uncle Hank is kill!".

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SG-m/(m-ma) If you're still actually reading this, I feel I deserve extra credit for this: This is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, just st right there, l'll tell you how I made my principle from a crown with some flair In Syracuse, Sicily born and raised, Magna Graecia is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin all cool, building some heat rays outside by the pool, when a couple of smelters, who were up to no good, started making jewelry in Hiero's neighborhood, I got in one little tiff and the King got his crown, he said, "You'll figure out if it's gold without melting it down! I whistled for a wench and when she came close, she said I didn't smell fresh and I looked very gross. If anything, I could say that I felt her wrath, but I thought, "Man forget it. To my home, for a bath!" ..got...into the bath about quarter past noon and I yelled to the harlot "Yo, wench, see you soon!" I looked at the water, and said, "Eurekal" posthaste. The buoyant force on my body's the weight of the water displaced." 3
Anonymous (ID: vmUoccnN) 07/09/12(Mon)12:07:49 No.411116870 File (36 KB, 300x375, nigasbegigging jpg) In Bel-Air, California, born and raised At the country club is where I spent most of my days Having a lark, relaxing all day Driving some balls right down the fairway When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity Started making trouble in my community I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies She said You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly. I hired a limo, and as it drew near The license plate said DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, To West Philly!" I arrived at the house at 7:34 And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur Looked upon my new residence, But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly the weather was chilly
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