I remember when i befriended an annoying chicken

I remember that happening once in 5th grade. I only just met him so I didn't know he was going to be annoying. Then once I got to know him it just got worse and worse. He was a vandalizing little shit that stole money from his parents, and after school he would follow me home almost every day. Once when I tried to break the friendship he got me into a choke-hold because I was too passive physically to throw actual punches.

Later on, even during the summer, he would pass by my house with his "girlfriend" and try to hang out. Most of the time I was either away or pretending I was away and he would expect my mom to give him kool aid and let him use the bathroom.

Eventually during middle school, after avoiding him as much as I could, I got one last call from him, telling me that he was going to a different school. I knew all about the special school, so I knew what he was in for. Never saw him again after that.