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![Anonymous (ID: +jAxB1+w) 08/03/14(Sun)00:15:52 No.560311384 [Reply]560314343 >I was only 17 years old >I loved the Sun so much, I was already rank 3 in it's covenant l praise the Sun every night, thanking it for the jolly cooperation I've engaged in >The Sun is Love" l say, "The Sun is Life" >Giant dad hears me and tells me to git gud knew he was just jealous of my devotion for the Sun called him a casul >He slaps me with his Zweihander and invades another world >I'm crying now and I'm all out of Estus sit at the bonfire and its really quiet >A familiar sound appears Phantom Solaire of Astora has been summoned >I am so happy >He whispers in my ear, "This is my Sun" >He grabs me with his grossly incandescent hands >I'm ready >I open my inventory for Solaire >He penetrates it with Souls feel overwhelmed, but I do it for Solaire can feel my Soul Level increase >l accept his Sunlight >I want to please the Sun >He Praises the magnificent Sun as he maxes my Soul memory Giant dad returns >Solaire looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Prasin' Ain't Easy" >Solaire returns to his world >The Sun is love, the Sun is Life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/804/658/6c4.png "Solaire is love, Solaire is life")
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