Jihad Barbie - The Difference Between Jihad and America

One's a cutie that unfortunately was deluded into thinking that blowing herself up in the midst of civilians was doing God's will because of a misinterpretation of a concept that can easily be more widely applied than in the scale that they're operating in… and doesn't typically involve killing people. Said misinterpretation being done due to the violently unstable political climate where she lived.

The other is… a white chick with a gun and Bible.

Case closed, let's get drunk.