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MY CHILD WILL My child will be taught from a young age that all bodies are beautiful. Despite this, I understand the pressures that society puts on us, and I will not shame my child for wanting to go on a diet. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL listen to whatever they want to, no matter how much mommy wants to roll her eyes at it. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be taught about sexuality and contraception from a young age There is nothing I, or any other hypothetical parent can do to vent their child from being pre promiscuous mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be allowed to try alcohol in a family setting before they hit the age where drinking to rebel is cool. They will always be able to contact me to get out of a bad situation. mychildwill.tumbr MY CHILD WILL be told why mommy thinks Twilight is dangerous, but otherwise not be told they can't read it because, hey, banning books is a s----- thing to do mychildwill.tumbr MY CHILD WILL know of their mother's history with these things, and be told that it's okay to talk to her about anything mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL be taught that there are more important things than one night in high school that won't mean anything to you 5 years down the road mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL wear what they want. mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL not be forced into social situations they do not want to be in mychildwill.tumblr MY CHILD WILL never be forced into any of these things. mychildwill.tumbr

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Captainfalcon07

Jul 18, 2014 at 03:59AM EDT

To be honest, the corrections don't really make anything that much better. Yeah sure a child should have free will, but its also a parents job to control what they do and raise them to look presentable around people. If you're a parent that doesn't care if your child sags or drink alcohol before the legal age, you're doing something wrong in my opinion.

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Misspelled Tiger

Jul 18, 2014 at 03:17AM EDT

Is it wrong I'm rolling my eyes to both, the originals and the "corrected" versions?

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"This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at – and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system."

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