I just imagined Samus and Sakurai trying to rustle as many jimmies as possible, going step by step, like some kind of curious experiment that they can't stop now because it's so much fun.

And they're doing a damn fine job. Just look at Gamefaqs or Tumblr. It's just crazy.

perhaps so, though i haven't seen any much impact since the heels
as for the triangle…

um… idk…