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File: 1357404810345 jg-4 KB, 750x500, 62 jpg) Anonymous010513(Sa)1153 No.22412183 anone and space the deeds o all lesser beings. By his hand the u who compared to his usual drama We would each take the role of demigods, half-gods, barely-gods or however you wanted to say that we were not true gods. Our greatest power would be our immortality, which allowed us to walk within the realm of the Greater Gods, and also kept us from being truly killed by anything less than the terrible means it took to kill a god Our bodies, no stronger than that of ordinary men, could still be destroyed in the mortal realm, but we would simply reform within the Halls of the Immortals managed to settle on o The first one to decide was the demigod Qorg, a servant of the God of War His choice of power was simply great st Next was Handelhan, a servant of the God of Knowledge. His choice was the ability to read minds, and our Gane Master made certain he understood that his power (and all of our powers) could not be used upon Atter some thinking, Pleth came into being, as a servant of the God of Nature. He could breathe motion into trees, allowing them to move according to either his will or their own Finally, I decided to serve the God of Desire, as the barely-god Cym. My abiity would be to convince mortals that they can satisfy one of their desires with something else. If they were hungry, for instance, I could tell them that a glass of With our characters set, our GM explained that though we served the Gods, we also sought after their positions and power, and it was up to us to decide how to walk this twisted path of subservience and s 01/05/13(Sat)11:55 No.22412204 ily saw the benefits of working together, and as Oorg began to carve a st We four demigods eas at the top of a mountain with his bare hands, we discussed what method we would take to obtain true godhood. A century passed before Qorg was satisfied with our Citadel, but it took another two before our plan was ready to be set into motion Handelhan spent his three centuries gathering lore about the gods, leaming what he could about their natures. Ten of the largest chambers within our Citadel became the Library of God Lore, filled with mortal scholars who thought that looking into the nature of divinity would reweal the truth of the world. Those scholars worked quite hard in their contemplations, but I daresay that though they revealed a great number of interesting truths about the Gods, none of them died satisfied Pleth was the wandering sort, and didnt actually like the mountain too much. He helped us in many ways, by providing our citadel with iving furniture and shelves, and even managed to produce a tree that grew blank books rather than nuts or fuit. But beyond that, he was aloof and distant, only appearing once every decade or so to check on his trees. I think part of hin was conficted, in that he wondered if him becoming the God of Nature was truly what was best for Nature, and there were many times that I wish my power could work upon him s 01,/0513(Sat)11:59 No 22412238 spent his t e up, go down the mountain, fight in whatever war was available, die, and then get resurrected and go back to sleep I spent most of my time figuring out the limitations of my ability. The foremost restriction was that I could only shift desires towards reasonable mistakes. I couldnt make someone who is tired desire running instead of sleeping, but I could make someone who realy wanted bananas instead think they wanted plantains. I couldnt increase someone's desire, couldnt decrease their desires, and I think, though I'm not sure, but I think every time I d my power, the affec ted person became a ittle less happy With three centuries of planning behind us, it was time to make our move, to establish ourselves as the new gods of War, Knowled and Desire Our first step was an overall decrease in worship. We had to reduce the power of the Gods we served, in order to limit how much they could interfere with our plans. By reducing the amount of followers of these four Gods, we could then proceed to form new sects of worshippers that worshipped particular aspects of Reducing Nature worship was easy. Wth Qorg at the head, we spent 50 years leading armies to destroy triball cultures. Pleth, in order to not raise any suspicion in the God he served, was absent from this campaign. That was also good for another reason, as we slaughtered many people of various levels of s0105/13(Sat)11:59 No 22412249 It was during our last campaign that we encountered another dernigod, one that tried to oppose us. Our army was beset by all manner of animals, and we would have been routed if Qorg had not simply marched singlehandedly into the enerny camp and crushed the enemy demigod by throwing a bison at him. To our good fortune, the demigod survived, albeit with his body in shambles, and after submitting him to some sedatives Handelhan dragged him back to the Library of God Lore With most tribal societies a fraction of the size they once were, the worship of Nature had decreased rapidly. Pleth had been commanded by his God to do what he could for the remaining worshippers, and in only a decade there were small shines dedicated to Pleth himself, though it was through an image of a tree with a large eye at t We tried for Desire next. Yet, it wasn quite so easy There were few people that outwardly worshipped as my God was major playe dedicated to Desire were small and often hidden, and all were rather sensual in design (which tended to actually detract from g We tried to tackle the issue of decreasing the worship of Desire by furnding ascetic orders, but after three decades without a drop of change, we abandoned that idea. Perhaps our plan failed because the worship of Desire was small already, but I think it was more of a case where these ascetic orders just didn't have a large enough inuence, and perhaps that providing them with addtional funds we actually managed to reduce their ability to resist desire Those three decades were not wasted, however. Peth had gathered 취 decent size following, especially after Qorg in a new mantle helped defend their tribes from the remnants of our old army. With a a new power, the ability up trees from years to mere hours. In combination with the ability to aninate them, Pleth could create a small a wise to miltarize the forces of nature, and we agreed to not press our luck with forces we weren't in e control of Handelhan had also been rather busy. With the animal controlling demi-god's body under constant sedation and a number of scholars working around the clock experimenting on it, he had made major breakthroughs in being able to transfer divine essence from one person to another. Though nothing truly promised us results by the end of the centur We put Desire on the backbumer, and decided it would be a good time to focus on reducing the God of Knowledge's power Handelhan went about this in a fairly straightforward manner, by going to each of the great schools and examining all of the teachers minds, seeking out the most intelligent people. With my aid, we managed to convince them that they didn't actually want to teach anyone, but instead to continue their research elsewhere. We established an academy of all the brightest minds, and with both Handelhan gs that would help our goals The teachers who refused to join us, even after I tried to persuade therm and Handelhan tried to use his knowledge of their innermost secrets to blackmail them, were simply removed. After forty years, the decrease in education and general knowledge was rather tangible, and Handelhan was summoned to a grand meeting of the God of Knowledge and all of the demigods that served him. Handelhan was spared any blame thanks to him having helped found one of the last bastions of our academy was more of an pnson enough information for him to act, the God of Wisdom ended the meeting without deciding upon anything. The meeting did however prove rather useful to us, as Handelhan uncowered an opponent in the fom of a Maleon was correct in thinking Handelhan was actually working against the God of Wisdom, but Handelhan was surprisingly adept at playing the fool By the end of the meeting, Maleon's accusations had accomplished nothing but incite Handehan to mark him down as the second demigod to be added to The capture of Maleon went almost too smoothly. Though Maleon has immune to our powers due to his divinity, he had chosen to live a life amongst mortals, and had even chosen a mortal wife. Handelhan managed to approach her and read through her memories, discovering each of Maleon's weaknesses Handelhan also asked for me to try and direct her affections away from Maleon and towards himsel, but told him that I failed, as I would rather that he think I was weak rather than uncooperative. In the end, a demigod whose only power was to read books at an accelerated rate proved to be a rather easy capture. With the aid of the knowledge taken from his wife, Oorg managed to sneak into Maleon's keep and subdue him with。 much trouble. Once Maleon was sedated and brought back to our Citadel. to e was gat gor the fres of war in order to appease the God he served, while I had to figure out how to do something constructive with my time. In the end, I just ended up c way they could obtain it was by preemptively attacking al potertial threats around them. Somehow, this d UP g generals who particul While traveling with Qorg, I found out that he didin'1 particularly trust Handelhan. H Handelhan did manage to figure out a way to transfer divinity, Oorg feared that Handelhan might one day try and take away our I found this to be a rather amusing idea betray us, at the very least we could warn the Greater Gods to ruin whatever plan he had. This did not but c his s 01 05/13(Sat)12.08 No.22412351 made up Maleon. The youthful appearance of a demigod had been taken from him, and ultimately he never awoke from the sleep Handelhan had placed him under, dying some years later while under the care of his wife reading a navel in the span of a fminute. Both Qorg and I were rather impressed, and we irmmediately decided that capturing other demigods would be our current task for the next few centuries. When Pleth returned from his wanderings, we conwinced him to absorb the divine essence of the animak controlling demigod we had captured so long ago. With those powers added to his own, Pleth was truly a formidable force, and the cult dedicated to him flourished under his protection. Upon hearing that our first priority was capturing other demigods, Pleth agreed with Qorg that we should try and capture a servant of

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File: 1357404810345 jg-4 KB, 750x500, 62 jpg) Anonymous010513(Sa)1153 No.22412183 anone and space the deeds o all lesser beings. By his hand the u who compared to his usual drama We would each take the role of demigods, half-gods, barely-gods or however you wanted to say that we were not true gods. Our greatest power would be our immortality, which allowed us to walk within the realm of the Greater Gods, and also kept us from being truly killed by anything less than the terrible means it took to kill a god Our bodies, no stronger than that of ordinary men, could still be destroyed in the mortal realm, but we would simply reform within the Halls of the Immortals managed to settle on o The first one to decide was the demigod Qorg, a servant of the God of War His choice of power was simply great st Next was Handelhan, a servant of the God of Knowledge. His choice was the ability to read minds, and our Gane Master made certain he understood that his power (and all of our powers) could not be used upon Atter some thinking, Pleth came into being, as a servant of the God of Nature. He could breathe motion into trees, allowing them to move according to either his will or their own Finally, I decided to serve the God of Desire, as the barely-god Cym. My abiity would be to convince mortals that they can satisfy one of their desires with something else. If they were hungry, for instance, I could tell them that a glass of With our characters set, our GM explained that though we served the Gods, we also sought after their positions and power, and it was up to us to decide how to walk this twisted path of subservience and s 01/05/13(Sat)11:55 No.22412204 ily saw the benefits of working together, and as Oorg began to carve a st We four demigods eas at the top of a mountain with his bare hands, we discussed what method we would take to obtain true godhood. A century passed before Qorg was satisfied with our Citadel, but it took another two before our plan was ready to be set into motion Handelhan spent his three centuries gathering lore about the gods, leaming what he could about their natures. Ten of the largest chambers within our Citadel became the Library of God Lore, filled with mortal scholars who thought that looking into the nature of divinity would reweal the truth of the world. Those scholars worked quite hard in their contemplations, but I daresay that though they revealed a great number of interesting truths about the Gods, none of them died satisfied Pleth was the wandering sort, and didnt actually like the mountain too much. He helped us in many ways, by providing our citadel with iving furniture and shelves, and even managed to produce a tree that grew blank books rather than nuts or fuit. But beyond that, he was aloof and distant, only appearing once every decade or so to check on his trees. I think part of hin was conficted, in that he wondered if him becoming the God of Nature was truly what was best for Nature, and there were many times that I wish my power could work upon him s 01,/0513(Sat)11:59 No 22412238 spent his t e up, go down the mountain, fight in whatever war was available, die, and then get resurrected and go back to sleep I spent most of my time figuring out the limitations of my ability. The foremost restriction was that I could only shift desires towards reasonable mistakes. I couldnt make someone who is tired desire running instead of sleeping, but I could make someone who realy wanted bananas instead think they wanted plantains. I couldnt increase someone's desire, couldnt decrease their desires, and I think, though I'm not sure, but I think every time I d my power, the affec ted person became a ittle less happy With three centuries of planning behind us, it was time to make our move, to establish ourselves as the new gods of War, Knowled and Desire Our first step was an overall decrease in worship. We had to reduce the power of the Gods we served, in order to limit how much they could interfere with our plans. By reducing the amount of followers of these four Gods, we could then proceed to form new sects of worshippers that worshipped particular aspects of Reducing Nature worship was easy. Wth Qorg at the head, we spent 50 years leading armies to destroy triball cultures. Pleth, in order to not raise any suspicion in the God he served, was absent from this campaign. That was also good for another reason, as we slaughtered many people of various levels of s0105/13(Sat)11:59 No 22412249 It was during our last campaign that we encountered another dernigod, one that tried to oppose us. Our army was beset by all manner of animals, and we would have been routed if Qorg had not simply marched singlehandedly into the enerny camp and crushed the enemy demigod by throwing a bison at him. To our good fortune, the demigod survived, albeit with his body in shambles, and after submitting him to some sedatives Handelhan dragged him back to the Library of God Lore With most tribal societies a fraction of the size they once were, the worship of Nature had decreased rapidly. Pleth had been commanded by his God to do what he could for the remaining worshippers, and in only a decade there were small shines dedicated to Pleth himself, though it was through an image of a tree with a large eye at t We tried for Desire next. Yet, it wasn quite so easy There were few people that outwardly worshipped as my God was major playe dedicated to Desire were small and often hidden, and all were rather sensual in design (which tended to actually detract from g We tried to tackle the issue of decreasing the worship of Desire by furnding ascetic orders, but after three decades without a drop of change, we abandoned that idea. Perhaps our plan failed because the worship of Desire was small already, but I think it was more of a case where these ascetic orders just didn't have a large enough inuence, and perhaps that providing them with addtional funds we actually managed to reduce their ability to resist desire Those three decades were not wasted, however. Peth had gathered 취 decent size following, especially after Qorg in a new mantle helped defend their tribes from the remnants of our old army. With a a new power, the ability up trees from years to mere hours. In combination with the ability to aninate them, Pleth could create a small a wise to miltarize the forces of nature, and we agreed to not press our luck with forces we weren't in e control of Handelhan had also been rather busy. With the animal controlling demi-god's body under constant sedation and a number of scholars working around the clock experimenting on it, he had made major breakthroughs in being able to transfer divine essence from one person to another. Though nothing truly promised us results by the end of the centur We put Desire on the backbumer, and decided it would be a good time to focus on reducing the God of Knowledge's power Handelhan went about this in a fairly straightforward manner, by going to each of the great schools and examining all of the teachers minds, seeking out the most intelligent people. With my aid, we managed to convince them that they didn't actually want to teach anyone, but instead to continue their research elsewhere. We established an academy of all the brightest minds, and with both Handelhan gs that would help our goals The teachers who refused to join us, even after I tried to persuade therm and Handelhan tried to use his knowledge of their innermost secrets to blackmail them, were simply removed. After forty years, the decrease in education and general knowledge was rather tangible, and Handelhan was summoned to a grand meeting of the God of Knowledge and all of the demigods that served him. Handelhan was spared any blame thanks to him having helped found one of the last bastions of our academy was more of an pnson enough information for him to act, the God of Wisdom ended the meeting without deciding upon anything. The meeting did however prove rather useful to us, as Handelhan uncowered an opponent in the fom of a Maleon was correct in thinking Handelhan was actually working against the God of Wisdom, but Handelhan was surprisingly adept at playing the fool By the end of the meeting, Maleon's accusations had accomplished nothing but incite Handehan to mark him down as the second demigod to be added to The capture of Maleon went almost too smoothly. Though Maleon has immune to our powers due to his divinity, he had chosen to live a life amongst mortals, and had even chosen a mortal wife. Handelhan managed to approach her and read through her memories, discovering each of Maleon's weaknesses Handelhan also asked for me to try and direct her affections away from Maleon and towards himsel, but told him that I failed, as I would rather that he think I was weak rather than uncooperative. In the end, a demigod whose only power was to read books at an accelerated rate proved to be a rather easy capture. With the aid of the knowledge taken from his wife, Oorg managed to sneak into Maleon's keep and subdue him with。 much trouble. Once Maleon was sedated and brought back to our Citadel. to e was gat gor the fres of war in order to appease the God he served, while I had to figure out how to do something constructive with my time. In the end, I just ended up c way they could obtain it was by preemptively attacking al potertial threats around them. Somehow, this d UP g generals who particul While traveling with Qorg, I found out that he didin'1 particularly trust Handelhan. H Handelhan did manage to figure out a way to transfer divinity, Oorg feared that Handelhan might one day try and take away our I found this to be a rather amusing idea betray us, at the very least we could warn the Greater Gods to ruin whatever plan he had. This did not but c his s 01 05/13(Sat)12.08 No.22412351 made up Maleon. The youthful appearance of a demigod had been taken from him, and ultimately he never awoke from the sleep Handelhan had placed him under, dying some years later while under the care of his wife reading a navel in the span of a fminute. Both Qorg and I were rather impressed, and we irmmediately decided that capturing other demigods would be our current task for the next few centuries. When Pleth returned from his wanderings, we conwinced him to absorb the divine essence of the animak controlling demigod we had captured so long ago. With those powers added to his own, Pleth was truly a formidable force, and the cult dedicated to him flourished under his protection. Upon hearing that our first priority was capturing other demigods, Pleth agreed with Qorg that we should try and capture a servant of

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