>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shulk so much, I had Xenoblade Chronicles and all the merchandises
>I pray to Shulk every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shulk is love" I say; "Shulk is life"
>Duck Hunt Dog hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know it was just jealous of my devotion for Shulk
>I called it a bitch
>He laughs at me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shulk
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Now it's Shulk time"
>He grabs me with his powerful Hom hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shulk
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shulk
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shulk
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Monado arts
>Duck Hunt Dog walks in
>Shulk looks him straight in the eyes and says "I'm really feeling it"
>Shulk uses Air Slash and leaves through my window
>Shulk is love. Shulk is life.

It's show time.