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![File: 1333138196.ipg-(27 KB, 331x784) の、Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)16:09 No.7588124 [Reply]Quick Reply] having sex with my girlfiend >about to c-- >scream >that feel when she won't have sex with me anymore I" 23 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view □ Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:26 No.75887830 G A File: 1333149978 ipg-(557 KB, 1500x1069) >fingering my gf >decide to impress her >THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER, ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FIN thrust my hand into her vagina third degree burns all over her p--- >her clitoris doesn't exist anymore >get disqualified from the Gundam Tournament because i destroyed her cockpit □ Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:31 No.75887970 GES 7588773 >7588783 I f------ love you guys □ Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:37 No.75888150 G 150650 ipg-(41 KB, 512x384) File >7588783 My sides are moving on their own □ Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:39 No.7588821 O S File: 1333150750.jpg-(34 KB, 339x350) P2 睮Hate-Chan !!Ealmhm3NPD 03/30/12(Fri)19:42 No.7588829 OGEN File: 1333150933 ipg-(15 KB, 256x256)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/830/400/5e6.png "Totes a repost, but better!")
![ile: 1382982162628 lpg-(23 KB. 290x290, 41.jpg)四eo College stories. Anonymous凧10/28/13(Mon)13:42 UTC-4 No.22312308 2231278 22312879 22313459 2231391322314018 22314077 22315090 Replies: 223125602222312696 College stories time? TRANSPHOBE BIGOT MURDERER, CIS-SCUM > Taking a statistics class > Professor giving a harmless example to explain a mathematical concept > "Say you are trying to reconstruct a survey pool to a bi-variate or multi-variate model from a uni-variate one, it helps if your new questions are in line with your operational definitions. So for example ask all the participants whether they are male or female and then CRAMPS STILL THERE > Random manatee just yells out" but what about non-CIS people? > Professor gives a blank look at this student and says " that's for trannies and heshes right? Well > Manatee stands up and says " No, it is for all sexually oppressed people and the misunderstood and it is a way of fighting patri > Professor interrupts. "Well its irrelevant, base it on their self-identification and move along, this question is supposed to just establish a correlation to ensure your data collection isn't flawed, since a person will be male or female before and after an event you are testing as your independent variable" > Manatee stands up and is now screaming. " So people cannot change their minds now? What sort of world do you live in where that is acceptable?" > Cont Replies:2231240422312411 22312475 22312692231278622 Anonymous10/28/13(Mon)13:44 UTC-4 No.22312343 >22314292 22314351 > Professor is visibly stunned at the stupidity of this conversation. "Acceptable or not the numbers involved make it insignificant at this point in time, a footnote will suffice, no need to build a new model or make a big deal out of it or any >Manatee is now flailing her arms around( which throws the arm fat around like jello) and begins her monlouge. "You should just be more sensitive and you can put an operational model and be more accurate and not have to marginalize a huge section of society like what if you asked people their race and they were offended and how is it not a big deal if its not a big deal why make it such a big deal on the tables if it's not a big deal it's not a big accommodation right then and..." > At this point her face is Red and she is visibly winded > Professor shouts at the top of his lungs. "If you are incapable of understanding this basic tool of elementary statistics which a middle schooler could understand and you would rather bitch about how unjust the world is I suggest you go to the Women's Studies department so you can get academic backing to your victimization complex >Manatee waddles out of the room with a single s-- >Class breaks out laughing as soon as she is out the door > Based Professor continues to teach > Next week's lecture rolls around > Manatee shows up with a gaggle of cheerleaders > Cont Anonymous A 10/28/13(Mon)13:50 UTC-4 No.22312548 0 Replies: >-223125862-22312589 >22314445 22314481 22315182 2231548422316396 22316775 22317110 >22314349 >they start yelling at the professor to check his privilege >he calls the campus police to come arrest them >while we're waiting for the police they start throwing pens at him >the police come and wrangle them out of the room and close the door on the way out >we think it's over but the hambeast manages to break free >she opens the door >she gets on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 10/28/13(Mon)13:52 UTC-4 No.223 12604 ] Replies: >>22312668>>22312694>>223126962-223127802-22312786 >>22312798>>2231281 32-22312879 >22313312 22313816 22313861 22314018 22314646 22315083 > Before lecture starts Manatee walks to the front of the class with her cheerleading posse >Manatee turns to the professor and the 5 people up front hold hands > 1 is the most flamboyant male homosexual I can imagine > 1 is the fattest most Gothic lesbian I can imagine with ear-gauges that look authentically Ethiopian > 1 is an obvious trap > 1 is a butch flat-chested d--- with spiky hair > Professor just smirks and says Did you need directions to the women's study department ? > The cheerleaders sit there stunned > Professor lectures them. "Just because you are marginalized doesn't entitle you to s---. You live in a developed country with the right to be as much of a freak and social outcast. However bad outside censorship there is no censorship worse than self censorship, and you don't experience either. Everybody self-censors themselves because they don't want to hurt your feelings about just how annoying and intransigent you really are but luckily I am a tenured professor and if professors can stay on after r--- accusations I can handle a bunch of wannabe Social-Justice warriors now either sit down or head to the women's study department and cry to them about how terrible math is"> > Manatee waddles to the back of the class defeated, her cheerleader troop leaves class without saying a word So this really brightened up my day and restored a bit of faith in humanity How was your day /pol/?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/810/346/27a.png "/pol/ learns the difference between Woman's Studies and Statistics")
![Guess Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)08:52:58 No.909078923 >>909078972 >be me, 26, just cut my family out of my life >move to a new town, get a new job just before christmas >get casually asked what I'm planning to do for the holidays >remember that I don't have a family to go to anymore >tell them I'm not doing anything, I can take the christmas shifts if nobody wants them "Oh, you're jewish? I thought you looked jewish. [Other co-worker] is jewish, too!" >my family is the type of white people who take DNA tests for fun, I'm blond, 2% mongolian and absolutely 0% jew. I just have a long nose. >mfw I don't want to explain my family issues so I just go with it, guess I'm a jew now >Working over christmas, the jew co-worker comes chatting to me >says he hasn't seen me at the shul, but he heard I just moved here, and asked if I'm going back to see my family for a tu bishvat seder >no idea what that is, for some reason I tell him the truth that I don't talk with my family anymore. I've got nobody and I'm alone for holidays from now on. >he looks horrified and invites me to his own folks' thing, insisting that they wouldn't let him NOT do that if they knew >frantically google what the f--- I signed up for as soon as I can >a new year's thing, apparently >dread going to the thing like I would dread visiting my own family >jew co-worker tells me that he told his family about me, his mom interrupted him to yell at him for not inviting me to the seder before he could say that he already did >he thought this was funny, my dread increases. Google as much jewish s--- I can think of beforehand >go to the thing with this guy's family, about to explode with anxiety >surprised to find myself not getting interrogated about anything. >his family is actually genuinely nice, not the kind of fake nice that my family is to guests and strangers, but to each other too >damn bitch, y'all live like this? >they find it funny that I'm skittish to be there >someone's small kid asks me if I'm scared of all families since mine was mean Anonymous 11/10/23 (Fri)08:53:56 No.909078945 ► File: squidward_wat.gif (62 KB, 500x374) >the guy from work keeps inviting me along whenever there's a jewish thing >go to the shul, come to his niece's bat mitzvah, get to know the family and the community >the guy from work stops being just a guy from work, that's my f------ dude. The cousin from nobody's side. >that becomes a running joke, that I'm family but nobody knows how I'm related to >read as much as I can about jewish customs, to make it seem like I'm just anxious to be there, and not entirely unfamiliar with every part of this. I get good at it. >the local community starts to know me as a part of the family, their unofficial "nobody's cousin", awkward but harmless >over a year later at Purim I get s-------- drunk >confess to a rabbi that I should not f------ be here, sobbing that I don't want to go >the rabbi asks why I think I have to go >look at him like he's f------ stupid and repeat what I just said. Because I'm not really jewish >he says he got that part the first time. Obviously I can't stay like this, but have I thought of converting. I've made myself a part of the family, why would I not make myself a part of the people, too. >I wasn't aware that was something a person could do >That rabbi helped me a lot through the process, speaking on my behalf in so many places >he persuaded the family to forgive me about the whole thing, save for omitting the truth once I had never lied to them or treated them wrong >choosing a hebrew name, I got to go with my work guy's grandfather's name - the whole family had thought it was a pity that none of the cousins were named after him, and now one is >I've been a part of the family for years now, I've met the love of my life through them >the rabbi who helped me will marry us >don't work in that old place anymore >randomly happen to see the co-worker who first asked me if I'm jewish >mfw I realize that the reason I got jewed in the first place was because this bitch thought my nose is too big for a white guy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/697/869/253.png "Nobody's cousin | /r/Greentext")
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