Another reason why I enjoyed my father's way of parenting.
6-year old me: Dad? What are those thingies on the Digimon lady's chest?
Dad: Those are tits, son. they are the gateway to ecstasy in a man's life. Don't worry about them until you're thirteen, or something.
Me: I like tits!
Dad: Me too, kiddo.
Oh Yes. We do so much to shield our children from sex, Drugs, Alcohol and Violence. No Kid should ever come into Contact with them – until the Age of 18 where Sex And Alcohol become legal so they get completely confused by them.
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