I'LL SNAP INTO YOU LIKE A SLIM JIM!

"Ooh yeah, Super Mario, you don't realize that when you step into the ring with the Macho Man, you are stepping into a whole new world that you have never been in before. There are no turtles, no mushrooms, no fire flowers, no nothing! No nothing to protect you while Macho Madness reigns down upon you, yeah. No brothers, no princesses, no dinosaurs, no King Kongs to watch your back when the Macho Man runs you over and shows you why I am the greatest the world has ever seen, yeah. I noticed you don't have a lot to say so I'll keep this short and sweet for you, Mario. The sooner you realize that the Macho Man reigns supreme over the Smash Brothers ring, the sooner I'll put you down with the elbow drop off the top and let you go back to saving your girl for the umpteenth time. There's NO ONE better than the Macho Man, and I'll prove it right here, right now, oooooh YEAH!!"