I would say, after 15 years of the series running, a part of me died while reading this line. I mean COME ON, it only made me cringe with the strengh of a thousand Chidoris.

Replace Tony Hayward with Kishimoto :

And Sakura got together with him in the end.
Remember, kids, no matter how much of a psycho murderer your friend is, if you truly love him, pester him until he fucks you!