"Collected fresh every exam day."

Once, my chemistry teacher was asking the class, "What do you do when you eat spicy food, and you can't take the pain." Some said water, others said milk, but one guy, when it was dead silent, said, "I usually just cry to make the pain go away." The teacher said, "Okay, now let's get an answer from someone who's NOT a little bitch." Laughter ensued.