Notes:

"Meme Run" is a "game" where you play as a stick figure with a troll face and navigate randomly generated terrain while random memes obscure your vision and extremely loud noises blow out your eardrums. It was submitted to Nintendo as an indie game, probably (hopefully) just as a joke. But it was accepted and put up on the eShop for download today. And it costs money.

A lot of faith in Nintendo's management, as well as in humanity as a whole, has been lost this day.