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dontyouever-aiveu dontyouever-giveu i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world Miguel: "He's a cheaps cake." Me, Katy, and Mom: "What?" Miguel: "You know, a cheap steak. Us: "A cheapskate?" Miguel: "Yeah, a cheesecake." Kelsey-l don't snore do l? Miguel-....weits a cute snore.... Kelsey- What?? What does it sound like? Miguel- An adorable little lawnmower. Miguel: "You Americans and your liquid cake!" Me: "....You mean pie?" Miguel: "Whatever" Miguel: Oh no we missed it! People was in Portugal! Me: Huh? You mean people WERE in Portugal Which people? Miguel: No, Peepol. Me: What? Miguel: Peetball!! Me:..Pitbull? Like the rapper? Miguel: Yes! Peetball!

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