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Uploaded by Tumblr User Celestia Jan 21, 2015 at 11:06PM EST
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![luffy pony] is eating from her bowl, smacking her little fluffy lips with her eager chowing down you try to ignore it as you drink your coffee and watch the news your fluffy pony finishes her food and climbs up on the couch >with her dirty hooves Get off the couch, [fluffy pony] she bounces her forelegs on your thigh "Wan pway ignoring your order, she hops into your lap knocking your cup and spilling your drink all over the armrest grabbing her by the scruff of her neck, she seems to have a fleeting memory of what happens next >she starts running in the air, "n-no sowwy-stick! Pwease daddy, no sow- syou toss her into her safety room and retrieve the broom swinging overhead, you bring the worn head down on her back >she yelps and tries to scamper away but you've lifted her off the ground like a spatula STUPID F------ PONY, THAT COUCH COST MORE THAN A HUNDRED OF YOU she's gibbering broken baby-talk about the implement of your wrath >you shove her teary-eyed face into the bristles, scraping back and forth THAT COFFEE? THREE OF YOU! THE SORRY STICK IS WORTH FIVE! you hold her up by the tail and start jabbing her soft belly with the wooden handle AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU? >she's trying to speak through hiccuping terrified tears but stuttering too much to speak properly IS IT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION? >"W-wuv! W-w-wuv daddy!" LIKE S--- YOU DO you drop the fluffy pony she immediately retreats to her little nest of blankets, hiding in the folds You're going to stay in here until I clean the coffee off, and dont expect play time today stepping over the plastic gate, you hear [fluffy pony] whimper "why sowwy-stick for twying huggies? >weeks after the coffee incident [fluffy pony] is the dumbest animal you've ever owned >doesn't remember why the you beat it with a broom, only that the broom isn't her "fwiend" she's been cowering every time you went in her safety pen, only crawling out of her nest after you've left syou take this a little more personally than is probably sane >she doesn't notice you as she rolls a ball around the her room with her nose when she does, it's back in the wad of blankets you reach in to pull her out and you hand comes out wet he's been pissing in her bed, and now you stuck your hand in you've had enough, and latch onto the nearest fluffy limb you can she doesn't even cry but tries to wriggle from you grip, mewling something unintelligible >without a word retrieve the broom >she actually shows genuine fear now and promptly pisses herself syou toss her up, and bat the fluffy ball into the backyard you get your garden hose, the lighter fluid, and your best lighter he whines pitiably as your spray her with freezing cold water from the hose, holding her face from the stream roughly still sopping wet, you hold her tightly as you burn her little blankets covered in stars and little bunnies I'm done >"Sowwy daddy Not anymore, you little turd. You're going to someone else's problem. you dry her off with a clean-ish towel and back into the pen >drop her off at the adoption center without feeding her the very next day, buy a dog](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/288/230/852.png "852.png")
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Uploaded Jan 21, 2015 at 11:06PM EST
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