Yo! You must login or signup first!

137 of 147 people (93%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny 14 Sportsfreak 8roducts in account Recommended 28.0 hrs on record Posted: 28 December, 2014 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting. try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tanlk will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy. Was this review helpful? Yes No

+12

Review of Left 4 Dead 2 - By Tank


Uploaded by Bitter Brit Jan 25, 2015 at 11:57AM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Steam User Reviews

File type: png

Resolution: (655px x 473px)

File size: 107 KB


13 people found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Oct @ 7:06am Just remember, never Google Sonic X shadow never SONIC SHADOW GENERATIONS ny Award
159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
217 people found this review helpful 63 13 314 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record Posted: 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am Updated: 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am False game name advertisement, did not have intercourse with Adolf Hitler. Don't waste your time playing this junk F--- HITLER Award
View All 671 Images


More:


+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

1,366 views (4 from today)

Uploaded Jan 25, 2015 at 11:57AM EST

Origin Entry

Steam User Reviews

Tags

steam, left 4 dead 2, tank, joke reviews

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed