Hey guys did you hear about this terrible chemical that if ingested in large amounts kills you? I heard thousands or even MORE die because of it! I also hear that its so potent that it can actually eat right THROUGH various objects! not only that but 100% of the people who ingest have a life long addiction to it that will KILL them if they ever stop ingesting it!
Whats even worse is that Nestle and numerous other big evil corporations are purposely injecting it into our drinks and foods so that we will get addicted to it!

We may be hopelessly shackled by these yokes of slavery but that doesn’t mean our CHILDREN should be!
Thats why we should ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! The Devils/Patriarchies/Capitalists/Corporation/Illuminati/Jewish tool that keeps us all enslaved!

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