Notes:

Of course, the joke here is the Brooklyn accent makes "personally" sound like "poi-sonally"… also typing "poisonally" looks like the word poison…

I just discovered this "poi" thing and immediately I put one of the greatest efforts ever I've made into an edit. By that, I mean I completely remade most of the background from a screenshot of the show to edit out Yuudachi and Fubuki(?) which was such a tedious and arduous process I can't even get into it; that doesn't count editing out Falco's head, remaking the entire inside of his jacket collar, cutting out his red shirt thing only to put it back in later, cut out the other part of the collar to make it in the foreground, cutting out the chibi Yuudachi's head from the GIF, redoing the parts of her hair where her arms were, cutting out and relayering her hair to go behind the jacket, recoloring her scarf-y thing, basically redoing the outlines of her hair…. the list goes on.
tl;dr – Over 9000 hours in Paint.NET

I will should get around to watching the wife boats animu… "Soon™" (in BVST, Blizzard-Valve Standard Time).

Made using:
This image of Falco I found.
This screencap from the Kancolle anime.
And this GIF and its original.