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Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)21:26:27 UTC-8 No.521242470 Replies:-521242615当212435092-sz1247229-2521253441-s21255339 Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)21:57:38 UTC-8 No. 521247226 Reples: 521247321 >>521249035-:521253441 (1.17 MB, 600x1000, Bandit_Plunderer png) GI >be bandit archer in the tower of a castle >on look out >guarding the outside of some fort >put down my mead and look over the side of the tower > see this crazy see this crazy he massacres them rips out the mammoth's tusks, f------ eats the giants big toes and consumes the dragons f------ soul throw the mead away for good measure and try to decide if I really just saw that rub eyes nope hes still here grab bow as h rips out the mammoth's tusks, f------ eats the giants big toes and consumes the dragons f------ soul >mother of Talos that was crazy totally include him in our group to >starts walking towards the castle fort >I decide to ask him to join >he's at the gate >alright, this is your chance, just don't f--- it up "Im warning you >l can see the guards pants get darker and start to drip y shouts "NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE wait, what the f--- did I ju alright, just calm down, try again NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE >everyone hears my socially awkward call and dog-piles the dragon killer >dragon killer pulls out his sword >dragon killer pulls out his sword not sure if I want to start shooting or hide and hope he stays down there f--- it those are my bros down there start shooting missing alot because kinda drunk >guy kills bros and rips off all their cloths with one hand as soon as they die what the f--- all my friends are dead, hitting him but he doesnt even seem to care Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:11:04 UTC-8 No.521249035 Replies: 2:521250290 2-521253441 >suddenly he runs up the stairs and into the bottom of the tower, covered in arrows she gets up to my level, Ive accepted death >l didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me g the loot, I'm doing some cooking Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:20:39 UTC-8 No. 521250290 Replies m2125160522521252040 21253441 Yo gate guy what's >Some guy just killed a dragon, 2 giants and a mammoth" he says The f---?" I don't understand > He's coming our way, by Talos we're all gonna die" the gate guard seems pretty shaken think I heard a roar and then a clap of thunder god damn weather, I should move s see the gate guy with a dead look in his face in that s--- archer in the tower is drunk like a skunk and looks pale possible? >so suddenly gate guy shouts "Tm warning you, back of" >that awkward dense m----------- in the gate shout back something about dragons and giants >Im not sure if I laugh or I cry I don't even know what's happening > Never should have come herel" the gate guy screams > Suddenly this guy walks inside with a sword, starts to tearing a new a------ in everyone >He kills and loot in a matter of seconds >I never saw that s--- before, h-------- what to do >Tower guy cant hit for s---, f------ drunk archers, man >a foul stench comes down, that drunk f--- s--- himself in the tower the cook looks scared come here! >Oh Talos, help me what the f--- this gate f----- did this time? is that you >shouts, the f------ cook, Boris and Pepe fly away Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:30:05 UTC-8 No.521251605 >he remove the gate guy's armor with one hand in one second >oh s--- this guy means business the archer guy misses everything, almost hit me >cook is crying, sword guy ends him in one blow one day l stand in awe seeing some guy killing a dragon, two giants and a mammoth from a distance he rip's out the mammoth's tusk with his bare hands, eats the giants big toes - I don't even- and consumes the dragon soulsword auy hit me with fire m oh s--- my bardic lore says that guy is really kinda of a big deal should had being a f------ mudcrab fishermen like my mom wanted on gets inside killing every f------ one Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:33:45 UTC-8 No.521252040 Replies:2252125285623521252915 wanna run but I cant. too scared too move and that might give a nice song. Oh god what do >see bad ass high in the tower he kills the archer l take notes, h-------- that's amazing 5 minutes later the bad ass leaves the fort out in the plains of Skyrim, looking for dragons to learn a new shout long story short, end up fighting a dragon, couple giants and a mammoth he approaches me and ask me about the bard college f--- I love that sound massacre the p------ with no difficulty, eat the giants toe because f--- the system l start singing he go away and don't listen to my song ll make my >walk up to the fort >as I get closer, I notice a drunken archer put down his mead and pull up his bow Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)2240:23 UTC-8 No 521252856 Repies: 521253037 22521253201 225212534412-52125 n warning you, back off! alright, I'm just gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that was a slip NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE! >slash the gate f----- so hard his arms fly off lean by the cow and hide behind it on mama used to make soup with that oot him and move in >killing the p------ with no problem the guy in the gate start to shout with himm >he draw his sword and shouts back stab them all to death gate guy and some other bandits fly away >he kills every f------ one get to his level and slice his f------ head off take everything of value and head back to Solitude f------ in Oh look butterflies take butterflies wings >guy walks out of the fort and goes away Oh s--- they won't believe this s--- on Falkreath Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22-56:31 UTC-8 No.521254934 Replies: 22521256541 >be cow >mfw he actually thinks the giants give a s--- about his farm that's like 10 miles away Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)23:13:51 UTC-8 No 521256979 lift my head lazily, look around farmer hides behind me like the bitch he is >see some crazy n----- wreck this dragon, kill the giants You're like the best man nice to feel the wind lay dowm and munch some grass while i watch this crazy f----- wreck s--- >mfw farmer is playing with butterflies as this happens on h fire over their ass f---, well I guess I'm the farmers other cow. there were two giants, after all >It looks like he can understand me She kills me o rip my soul a DRAGONBORN! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKI F--- YOU ALDUUUUUIN! l dead agai I should had flied to Morrowind

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
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