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Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)21:26:27 UTC-8 No.521242470 Replies:-521242615当212435092-sz1247229-2521253441-s21255339 Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)21:57:38 UTC-8 No. 521247226 Reples: 521247321 >>521249035-:521253441 (1.17 MB, 600x1000, Bandit_Plunderer png) GI >be bandit archer in the tower of a castle >on look out >guarding the outside of some fort >put down my mead and look over the side of the tower > see this crazy see this crazy he massacres them rips out the mammoth's tusks, f------ eats the giants big toes and consumes the dragons f------ soul throw the mead away for good measure and try to decide if I really just saw that rub eyes nope hes still here grab bow as h rips out the mammoth's tusks, f------ eats the giants big toes and consumes the dragons f------ soul >mother of Talos that was crazy totally include him in our group to >starts walking towards the castle fort >I decide to ask him to join >he's at the gate >alright, this is your chance, just don't f--- it up "Im warning you >l can see the guards pants get darker and start to drip y shouts "NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE wait, what the f--- did I ju alright, just calm down, try again NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE >everyone hears my socially awkward call and dog-piles the dragon killer >dragon killer pulls out his sword >dragon killer pulls out his sword not sure if I want to start shooting or hide and hope he stays down there f--- it those are my bros down there start shooting missing alot because kinda drunk >guy kills bros and rips off all their cloths with one hand as soon as they die what the f--- all my friends are dead, hitting him but he doesnt even seem to care Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:11:04 UTC-8 No.521249035 Replies: 2:521250290 2-521253441 >suddenly he runs up the stairs and into the bottom of the tower, covered in arrows she gets up to my level, Ive accepted death >l didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me g the loot, I'm doing some cooking Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:20:39 UTC-8 No. 521250290 Replies m2125160522521252040 21253441 Yo gate guy what's >Some guy just killed a dragon, 2 giants and a mammoth" he says The f---?" I don't understand > He's coming our way, by Talos we're all gonna die" the gate guard seems pretty shaken think I heard a roar and then a clap of thunder god damn weather, I should move s see the gate guy with a dead look in his face in that s--- archer in the tower is drunk like a skunk and looks pale possible? >so suddenly gate guy shouts "Tm warning you, back of" >that awkward dense m----------- in the gate shout back something about dragons and giants >Im not sure if I laugh or I cry I don't even know what's happening > Never should have come herel" the gate guy screams > Suddenly this guy walks inside with a sword, starts to tearing a new a------ in everyone >He kills and loot in a matter of seconds >I never saw that s--- before, h-------- what to do >Tower guy cant hit for s---, f------ drunk archers, man >a foul stench comes down, that drunk f--- s--- himself in the tower the cook looks scared come here! >Oh Talos, help me what the f--- this gate f----- did this time? is that you >shouts, the f------ cook, Boris and Pepe fly away Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:30:05 UTC-8 No.521251605 >he remove the gate guy's armor with one hand in one second >oh s--- this guy means business the archer guy misses everything, almost hit me >cook is crying, sword guy ends him in one blow one day l stand in awe seeing some guy killing a dragon, two giants and a mammoth from a distance he rip's out the mammoth's tusk with his bare hands, eats the giants big toes - I don't even- and consumes the dragon soulsword auy hit me with fire m oh s--- my bardic lore says that guy is really kinda of a big deal should had being a f------ mudcrab fishermen like my mom wanted on gets inside killing every f------ one Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22:33:45 UTC-8 No.521252040 Replies:2252125285623521252915 wanna run but I cant. too scared too move and that might give a nice song. Oh god what do >see bad ass high in the tower he kills the archer l take notes, h-------- that's amazing 5 minutes later the bad ass leaves the fort out in the plains of Skyrim, looking for dragons to learn a new shout long story short, end up fighting a dragon, couple giants and a mammoth he approaches me and ask me about the bard college f--- I love that sound massacre the p------ with no difficulty, eat the giants toe because f--- the system l start singing he go away and don't listen to my song ll make my >walk up to the fort >as I get closer, I notice a drunken archer put down his mead and pull up his bow Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)2240:23 UTC-8 No 521252856 Repies: 521253037 22521253201 225212534412-52125 n warning you, back off! alright, I'm just gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that was a slip NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE! >slash the gate f----- so hard his arms fly off lean by the cow and hide behind it on mama used to make soup with that oot him and move in >killing the p------ with no problem the guy in the gate start to shout with himm >he draw his sword and shouts back stab them all to death gate guy and some other bandits fly away >he kills every f------ one get to his level and slice his f------ head off take everything of value and head back to Solitude f------ in Oh look butterflies take butterflies wings >guy walks out of the fort and goes away Oh s--- they won't believe this s--- on Falkreath Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)22-56:31 UTC-8 No.521254934 Replies: 22521256541 >be cow >mfw he actually thinks the giants give a s--- about his farm that's like 10 miles away Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)23:13:51 UTC-8 No 521256979 lift my head lazily, look around farmer hides behind me like the bitch he is >see some crazy n----- wreck this dragon, kill the giants You're like the best man nice to feel the wind lay dowm and munch some grass while i watch this crazy f----- wreck s--- >mfw farmer is playing with butterflies as this happens on h fire over their ass f---, well I guess I'm the farmers other cow. there were two giants, after all >It looks like he can understand me She kills me o rip my soul a DRAGONBORN! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKI F--- YOU ALDUUUUUIN! l dead agai I should had flied to Morrowind

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