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T. Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)01:08:00 No.602699084 File: lego in2g (3 KB, 284x177) >226026992 16 >i was only 9 years old >i loved lego so much had all lego sets and merchandise that my parents could buy i pray to Ole Kirk Kristiansen and Ole Kirk Kristiansen.jr every night >Lego is love" i say "lego is life My dad hears me and calls me the coolest girl ever knew he was the biggest lego fan just like me called him the best dad ever >He makes hot chocolate and sends me to go to sleep >im warm now and my face hurts from smiling lay in bed and its really warm >a cold is moving towards me >im so happy he whispers in to ear, play good >im ready spread my ass cheeks for emmet >he looks at me like im crazy he gets a box full of legos that on the ground >"im not here for that had mix feelings si was happy that emmet was real >but i was sad that he didn't want to f--- me >you dont love me? i say >"i do but more like a friend that i can play lego with >says him i hug him and i say im sorry We start building a lot of things we are having so much fun >my dad walks in >emmet looks at him with that big creepy smile from the original minifigs >My dad joins in to play until >emmet tells us that he has to return to his home planet or else he will become fully real and wont be able to move anymore me and my dad build a giant satellite we use the satellite to call for benny he arrives 2 minutes later in a tiny space ship >emmet licks his claw hand and says ouch si lick my finger and say ouch we hug again >his claw hand lights up he points to a emmet minifig i had in the box of lego Tll be right here" he starts walking towards the spaceship he starts becoming smaller and smaller he becomes minifig sice he boards the spaceship as benny gets ready to yell "SPACESHIP >He looks at me while the doors are closing i wave at him while criyng benny starts yelling "SPACESHIP the spaceship starts fliyng and instanly dissapears my dad and me never speaked about this to anyone until today >fast foward >im 23 now si masturbated with that same emmet minifig >feelsgoodman.webm then me and emmet hug >"come >says emmet >stay >I say (cont.)

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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T. Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)01:08:00 No.602699084 File: lego in2g (3 KB, 284x177) >226026992 16 >i was only 9 years old >i loved lego so much had all lego sets and merchandise that my parents could buy i pray to Ole Kirk Kristiansen and Ole Kirk Kristiansen.jr every night >Lego is love" i say "lego is life My dad hears me and calls me the coolest girl ever knew he was the biggest lego fan just like me called him the best dad ever >He makes hot chocolate and sends me to go to sleep >im warm now and my face hurts from smiling lay in bed and its really warm >a cold is moving towards me >im so happy he whispers in to ear, play good >im ready spread my ass cheeks for emmet >he looks at me like im crazy he gets a box full of legos that on the ground >"im not here for that had mix feelings si was happy that emmet was real >but i was sad that he didn't want to f--- me >you dont love me? i say >"i do but more like a friend that i can play lego with >says him i hug him and i say im sorry We start building a lot of things we are having so much fun >my dad walks in >emmet looks at him with that big creepy smile from the original minifigs >My dad joins in to play until >emmet tells us that he has to return to his home planet or else he will become fully real and wont be able to move anymore me and my dad build a giant satellite we use the satellite to call for benny he arrives 2 minutes later in a tiny space ship >emmet licks his claw hand and says ouch si lick my finger and say ouch we hug again >his claw hand lights up he points to a emmet minifig i had in the box of lego Tll be right here" he starts walking towards the spaceship he starts becoming smaller and smaller he becomes minifig sice he boards the spaceship as benny gets ready to yell "SPACESHIP >He looks at me while the doors are closing i wave at him while criyng benny starts yelling "SPACESHIP the spaceship starts fliyng and instanly dissapears my dad and me never speaked about this to anyone until today >fast foward >im 23 now si masturbated with that same emmet minifig >feelsgoodman.webm then me and emmet hug >"come >says emmet >stay >I say (cont.)

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