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JOBS BE LIKE hersheywrites Requirements: .You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred) .You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes) You Must Own An iPhone .Bachelors Degree Required, MASTERS Preferred 10+ Years Experience .You Must Be An A Blood Type Disease and Drug Free .No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions) .No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings .Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body Must Be On Time At ALL Times .If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS! .If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply .BonuS If You Can Calculate Numbers In Your Head, Operate A Forklift and Speak Spanish, Chinese, French And Swahili PAY: $6.50/HR NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Source: hersheywrites #ugh 63,569 notes

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