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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:51:03 No.6151 30557、22615130761 >my school was "progressive" and let the tards freely mingle with the normals >most of the tards were, well, tards >but one stood above the rest emington >The most alpha tard I've ever met, dude didn't give a single damn >l had swe were in art class, Remington kills the work, ask to use the class computer >Teach says veah, Remington goes on, nothing big >10 minutes pass, and suddenly, the class is filled with the sound of lusty moans every class with this he would do the most absurd things turn around, and see Remington watching hardcore hentai, in plain sight >everyone notices, no one says anything >how he got past the web filter, I don't know >finally, after what seemed like forever, the teacher asks him to please stop the video >Remington just looks back and asks "Why? > I bust out laughing, high five Remington, get yelled at for encouraging him. >Remington was my bro after that Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:52:45 No.6151307616151310342615131203 >Its lunch time, me and my circle are in the school courtyard >Remington usually is there first, but for some reason, he's late >eventually, he does show up, a little out of breath and in a fit of the giggles >l ask him what's up, he gets all serious >"Panties are real. >wat? > "Anon, panties are real." >he reaches into his pockets, and just pulls out two fistfulls of panties and shows me >"Real." >he laughs and runs off, throwing panties into the crowd, causing a panio stard wranglers rush to the scene, but Remington gave them the slip, disappearing into the crowd >l dont see him until 8th period and halfway through the class, wranglers show up and take him away Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:54:55 No.615131034 22615131889 615130761 time to take the PSATs >get to the testing rooms, guess who's here >Remington Alright, at the time, I didn't know you needed some kinda identification to take the test. I left mine at home >start to panic, crap, it's over, man >ask teach, says it's fine, I just gotta get another person to verify who I am when they call attendance >ask Remington, he says okay sthey start attendance, and get to my name >"Who can verify this is Anon?" >Remington stands up and booms >THAT IS ANON, MY FELLOW OTAKU IN ARMS, FIGHTING FOR HIS FUTURE TODAY" >everyone is quiet except me, because I'm laughing my a off "IS MY WORD ENOUGH TO IDENTIFY MY COMRADE?" steacher is shaken, just replies with a soft "y-yes." "AFFIRMATIVE! PLEASE PROCEED, SENSEI steach tries to continue, Remington shoots me a thumbs up and wink. Could barely finish my test, was too busy holding my sides together Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:01:11 No.615131889 2-615132802 Ps Pin swe're supposed to be doing laps, but teach doesn't give a damn, lets us do whatever. >I'm hanging out with Remington and a few of my bros in the shade, watching the girls play tennis >out of nowhere, Remington says, "I wanna play tennis." >l try to convince him he cant, the girls are playing, they dont want us there, etc >Remington is having none of it, he just walks to the court >5 minutes later, he comes back. >They won't let you play, huh? >They said I need a partner, but no one wants to partner with me." >he said it in a completely flat voice like normal, but I felt for the dude >"Hey, Remington, I'll be your partner >"Reallv, anon?" Just a note, I had absolutely no idea how to play Tennis, but I couldn't leave my tard buddy hanging >we walk to the court, and all eyes are on us sthe coach obviously told him he needed a partner as an excuse to let him not play mean, who would partner with a tard? >anyway, we get set up with the gear, and get in position, they let us serve, cuz tard >Remington serves the ball with the force of a thousand Sunny D's, gets us our first point >he single-handedly destroys them, me being a partner only in name safterwards, they demand a rematch, but Remington brushes them off, says he's bored >he spends the rest of PE drawing in the dirt with a stick and talking about WWIl Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:08:13 No.615132802 >2615133327 >>615133334 >-615140280 615131889 >its lunchtime, Remington is where we usually meet, only this time, someone's with him. >it's this chick with huge bazongas "Anon, meet ma woman." >she waves and says hi, voice gives her away for total mental tard, just gutter noise >everyone show up, Remington introduces her to everyone, everything is normal FF 20 minutes >we're done eating, just talking, and I notice Remington kissing his girl >l decide to cheer him on as a joke, boost his confidence instead >my friends join in, cheer him on as wel >That's when he started to hit second base and put his hand down her pants lolwut >everyone is quiet now, but Remington keeps going and pulls out her t--- >won't lie, pretty nice t--- for a tard >at this point, a small crowd has shown up, and is just losing it >Remington decides fak it" and whips out his dong and just starts stroking >did I forget to mention that his tard queen is just making noises like she's in heat this entire time? stard wranglers hit the scene, but Remington will not be denied >he fights them with his tard strength, lays out one dude >eventually, they take him down, and drag him away, still erect

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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! 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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:51:03 No.6151 30557、22615130761 >my school was "progressive" and let the tards freely mingle with the normals >most of the tards were, well, tards >but one stood above the rest emington >The most alpha tard I've ever met, dude didn't give a single damn >l had swe were in art class, Remington kills the work, ask to use the class computer >Teach says veah, Remington goes on, nothing big >10 minutes pass, and suddenly, the class is filled with the sound of lusty moans every class with this he would do the most absurd things turn around, and see Remington watching hardcore hentai, in plain sight >everyone notices, no one says anything >how he got past the web filter, I don't know >finally, after what seemed like forever, the teacher asks him to please stop the video >Remington just looks back and asks "Why? > I bust out laughing, high five Remington, get yelled at for encouraging him. >Remington was my bro after that Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:52:45 No.6151307616151310342615131203 >Its lunch time, me and my circle are in the school courtyard >Remington usually is there first, but for some reason, he's late >eventually, he does show up, a little out of breath and in a fit of the giggles >l ask him what's up, he gets all serious >"Panties are real. >wat? > "Anon, panties are real." >he reaches into his pockets, and just pulls out two fistfulls of panties and shows me >"Real." >he laughs and runs off, throwing panties into the crowd, causing a panio stard wranglers rush to the scene, but Remington gave them the slip, disappearing into the crowd >l dont see him until 8th period and halfway through the class, wranglers show up and take him away Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:54:55 No.615131034 22615131889 615130761 time to take the PSATs >get to the testing rooms, guess who's here >Remington Alright, at the time, I didn't know you needed some kinda identification to take the test. I left mine at home >start to panic, crap, it's over, man >ask teach, says it's fine, I just gotta get another person to verify who I am when they call attendance >ask Remington, he says okay sthey start attendance, and get to my name >"Who can verify this is Anon?" >Remington stands up and booms >THAT IS ANON, MY FELLOW OTAKU IN ARMS, FIGHTING FOR HIS FUTURE TODAY" >everyone is quiet except me, because I'm laughing my a off "IS MY WORD ENOUGH TO IDENTIFY MY COMRADE?" steacher is shaken, just replies with a soft "y-yes." "AFFIRMATIVE! PLEASE PROCEED, SENSEI steach tries to continue, Remington shoots me a thumbs up and wink. Could barely finish my test, was too busy holding my sides together Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:01:11 No.615131889 2-615132802 Ps Pin swe're supposed to be doing laps, but teach doesn't give a damn, lets us do whatever. >I'm hanging out with Remington and a few of my bros in the shade, watching the girls play tennis >out of nowhere, Remington says, "I wanna play tennis." >l try to convince him he cant, the girls are playing, they dont want us there, etc >Remington is having none of it, he just walks to the court >5 minutes later, he comes back. >They won't let you play, huh? >They said I need a partner, but no one wants to partner with me." >he said it in a completely flat voice like normal, but I felt for the dude >"Hey, Remington, I'll be your partner >"Reallv, anon?" Just a note, I had absolutely no idea how to play Tennis, but I couldn't leave my tard buddy hanging >we walk to the court, and all eyes are on us sthe coach obviously told him he needed a partner as an excuse to let him not play mean, who would partner with a tard? >anyway, we get set up with the gear, and get in position, they let us serve, cuz tard >Remington serves the ball with the force of a thousand Sunny D's, gets us our first point >he single-handedly destroys them, me being a partner only in name safterwards, they demand a rematch, but Remington brushes them off, says he's bored >he spends the rest of PE drawing in the dirt with a stick and talking about WWIl Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:08:13 No.615132802 >2615133327 >>615133334 >-615140280 615131889 >its lunchtime, Remington is where we usually meet, only this time, someone's with him. >it's this chick with huge bazongas "Anon, meet ma woman." >she waves and says hi, voice gives her away for total mental tard, just gutter noise >everyone show up, Remington introduces her to everyone, everything is normal FF 20 minutes >we're done eating, just talking, and I notice Remington kissing his girl >l decide to cheer him on as a joke, boost his confidence instead >my friends join in, cheer him on as wel >That's when he started to hit second base and put his hand down her pants lolwut >everyone is quiet now, but Remington keeps going and pulls out her t--- >won't lie, pretty nice t--- for a tard >at this point, a small crowd has shown up, and is just losing it >Remington decides fak it" and whips out his dong and just starts stroking >did I forget to mention that his tard queen is just making noises like she's in heat this entire time? stard wranglers hit the scene, but Remington will not be denied >he fights them with his tard strength, lays out one dude >eventually, they take him down, and drag him away, still erect

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