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Anonymous ID-kfd/dKI ) 04/07/14 Mon) 17:55:24 UTC +8 № 541 1068 15 Replies. a 5411069372:54 110012022541108190 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:03:55 UTC+8 No.541111596 Replies: 541112270 541112430 plating LoL for a few hours prior to the bottle explosion >ex is devastated, can see all of her emo posts on fb >heard that cops came to ex's house First a little back story of how I got the ldea for it >Come home a little drunk from a friends house >1 am, silence, only thing that emits light is my PC screen. ro g piratebay looking for movies to torrent >suddenly I hear a eardrum piercing explosion from my closet >everybody knows about Commander applejew told them all about the apple juice bottle >showed them her underwear drawer and the exploded bottle >her best friend tells everyone she passed out and p----- herself when she opened the drawer and the bottle exploded >federal investigation ensues >a rancid smell coming from my closet syellow liquid literally on everything, a 1.5 liter bottle of apple juice exploded into 3 pieces tojail.exe wait for cops to show up any day novw con't to Apple Juice saga part IV >apple juice fermented, gas expanded, big boom. >interesting had to throw away a few white shirts since the apple juice wouldn't come off an Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:16:16 UTC+8 No.541112430 Replies: 541112980 541113019 541113587 >since it's her parents house she rarely goes to the second floor (grandparents died, left her the house) >bf left her, "needs a change" sshe decided to clean upstairs apparently decided to take a s--- there for convenience >nobody shat there since the party about a week ago >pushes button >bottle explodes Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:16:48 UTC+8 No.541108190 Replies: >541108678 541108831 541110147 >so there is this bitch I used to date sclaimed she was pregnant >didn't tell her I'm sterile since I have a defect in some protein that makes sperm tails or something >(not sure how I feel about never having kids to this day) >dumped her, had illegal abortion, and now looks better then she was opposed to what l expected having kids to this day henshe was opposed to what >ex gets sprayed with toilet water and fermented apple juice >(you'll be surprised how massive of an explosion a little plastic bottle produce with the right pressure) sgoes straight to her friends house, didn't even change >she's hysterical at this point >refuses to get back to the house >moved to a regular apartment withing two weeks from the incident >mutual male friends help her move >mutual friend invited me to help >next day walk to fridge, take out bottle of apple juice insert lit light bulb above head -drink half of each bottle >put outside in the sun for a day to speed up fermentation process pack of little apple juice suspicious because mutual friends and he invited me n the day of the party >bring a six pack of beer, smuggle the six pack of half empty apple juice bottles cont to last part of the saga >hide bag with apple juice in upstairs bathroom >walk around house thinking where to put bottles Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:31:29 No.541113587 -(10 KB, 281x179, juicedefuser.jpg) >1 in her panties drawer (she never reaches for the underwear in the back) >1 in the toilet deck (wasn't sure it was going to work) she was relatively a 'fresh ex" at the time, we've been together for a year or so so still have mutual friends, still see her at parties, helped her on random occasions once or twice>yes it is kind of weird, but >1 behind washing machine esn't bother me much and the last one... and this is the best f------ part, in her current bf's gamer PC (f--- him and his red LED case lights) almost got caught dropping the bottle behind the fidge and opening the PC case, s--- was spooky so we help her pack her stuff into boxes she gave us general instructions, but still refused to get into the house traumatized and what not >I do a good job, not slacking around but I have one goal in mind Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:26:26 UTC +8 No.541108831 Replies: 32541109471 look under bed, bottle still there "if I just put it into a random box she'll know it was someone who is in the house right now" >541108190 >decide to put it into something less suspicious and be like "oh I just put it right in the box, didn't even open it" if I'll be questioned e out apple juice bottle under the bed bottle seems bloated a little un >everyday wake up like a kid on Christmas morning expecting to hear about some kind of applosion son the third da hear from a friend that an apple juice bottle left behind the fridge at ex's house exploded rsonally get it to the van, secure it as best as lc they weren't in the house at the time, found out when they came home >place vase on kitchen table when no one is looking le uicesaga avi Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:55:59 UTC+8 No.541110970 R Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:41:30 No.541114346 second was the washing machine bottle read about the applejuice creeper >we leave, almost finished unpacking >heard they were asleep at the time of the explosion >ex freaked out, bf raged from confusion >managed to save the washing machine, but cleaning the bathroom was a bitch said she'll finish by herself Oh s--- what happend?" with genuine concern apparently she was eating and wanted to throw the vase since it was her grandmothers and it was ugly the same day after the washing machine bottle mutual friend told me he was playing LoL for a few hours while the bottle exploded >wore headphones so he didn't realize at first what happened until his computer crashed large shard flew near her and cut her face under the chin apple juice fried c le she needed 4 stitches on her face >her face looks like she survived a 6 barrel I'm scared shitles >she didn't want to involve the police again Sapple juice kills shatters case fan I gatling-gun attack from point blank r bf went on a rampage, smashed ex's laptop, slapped her and left they broke up on t stayed in apartment, but made her friend stay with her for a month. friend told me she checks the toilet deck before taking a s--- or pissing, even in public places looks terrified each time she opens a feel kind of bad for it now haven't talked to her for two vears now, moved to a different stat

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